Wednesday, 16 January 2008

… my first entry here ~ blogging …

Blogging is so common nowadays that everyone has one. From 15yrs old teenager to our 70 yrs old elder, ah peh and ah ma (made in Singapore – lauzabor, the funny aunty in Jack Neo's comedy has one blog too!)

If you are lucky, do a search and you will find different styles of writing and nice nice layout of blogs. Some inspirational whereas some funny.

Having a blog is a way to jot down your daily events for others to see... enlighten some, tickle some funny bones... how true are the entries, we won't know... but some are really interesting cum funny to read (one of my favourite like everyone else – xiaxue.blogspot.com – hey, should I be paid for free advertising?? haha!).

Well, let me introduce myself. my name is on the side... and you can click my complete profile to get all information about me... haha! (*bich* multi punches from readers).

ok ok, here goes: I started blogging way back to 2003 when blogging has just surfaced. It's in my Friendster account. Then I switched to SingTel's (yeah our biggest mobile/internet provider. Are they still no. 1 today??) Moblog... I like it as it was introduced by my friend, where you could sent your entry through your mobile... though till now I didn't tried using my mobile, but heard it's fantastic... you can do it anytime any day, including weekend!! *bich* from audience: "of course lah... you already said anytime, any day lei…" ok, I'm not trying to be xiaxue... she's a good blogger. me? still far to go man... and hope I get the blogger award too!! (playing song: dreeamm, dream dream dream..)

now, knowing blogspot provides unlimited space (or do they not!?!?) and most of my friends are starting to blog here, so I shall be an angel. Help every one of you to save time switching browser and type in "tancyee.moblog.com.sg". I made everyone's life easier. You can just type "tancyee.blogspot.com" (if you are also reading other blogs here, just overwrite and change the nick in front will do!) Tatah! fast hor?? shorter typing lor.. I'm angel right?? haha!

And for those whose Chinese is not that good, I'm sorry as I should be blogging mostly in Chinese (I try to strike a balance in English and mandarin ok?) as I'm more well-versed in Chinese (me Chinese mah, so must remember my mother tongue). So, don't give me that so-what-you-are-Chinese look lei! Though I looked tanned and some say I look Malay but sorry I'm not mixed, I'm 100% Chinese!

So, stay tuned for more entries!!

Tuesday, 15 January 2008

... dragon fruit ...

Also known as the Dragon Fruit, the Pitaya is a stunningly beautiful fruit with an intense colour and shape, magnificent flowers and a delicious taste. The fruit, apart from being refreshing and tasty, contains a lot of water and minerals with many different nutrition ingredients. It tastes light sweet and it's good for liver, laxative, supplementing fiber and very suitable for diet.

Besides, dragon fruit is also good for person who has a high blood pressure. According to popular experience, obese person who has eaten dragon fruit regularly canreduce his/her weight naturally and have a beautiful balanced body but it does not influence on his/her health. Moreover, eating this fruit can stop and reduce diabetes. Hence, dragon fruit is a favorite fruit of many people especially Asian customers.

Benefits of eating the Dragon Fruit

1. Enhance the body metabolism (Protein)

2. Improve digestion (Fiber)

3. Reduce Fat (Fiber)

4. Improve memory (Carotone)

5. Maintain the health of the eyes (Carotone)

6. Strengthen bones and teeth development (Calcium)

7. Tissue development (Phosphorus)

8. Help to metabolise carbohydrates and produce energy (Vitamine B1)

9. Improve appetite (Vitamine B2)

10. Moisturise and smoothen skin and decrease bad cholestrol level (Vitamine B3)

11. Improves the immune system and promotes healing of cuts and bruises (Vitamine C)

USEFUL TIPS:

How to Select and Store

They should be full-colored and free of moldy spots. Dragon Fruit should be refrigerated, unwashed, for up to 5 days. Serve chilled.

Recipe For The Month:

Dragon Fruit Pizza

Ingredients needed :

1 package of ready to use pre-made sugar cookie dough

8 ounces cream cheese

1/2 cup powdered sugar

1 tablespoon lemon juice

3 dragon fruit, peeled and sliced

3 kiwi, peeled and sliced

1 cup strawberries, hulled and cut in half

1/4 cup apricot glaze

Directions

Rolled out cookie dough into a 12 inch round.

Bake 10-12 minutes or until lightly browned.

Allow to cool completely.

Meanwhile, prepare fruit by washing and slicing it into 1/4 inch slices.

Cream together the cream chees, powdered sugar and lemon jucie.

When the crust is cool, top with the cream cheese mixture.

Lay fruit in a circle on top of the cream cheese mixture.

Spread apriot glaze over fruit.

Chill until ready to serve.

... my virgin post ~ not anymore ...

hey people.. this is my first post here in blogger.. enjoy your stay here folks!

realized i could back date the entries! so, i shall start to cut and paste all my entries from my old moblog ones 2 here.. haiz.. why didn't i realized earlier??!!

Thursday, 10 January 2008

... out of love ...

最近一位朋友失戀了。他非常的沮喪,還在他的部落格說他希望有一天他能失去記憶而忘記一切。我知道他很傷心,雖然表面上他顯得無所謂,不在乎那女孩的(叫她小慧吧);但在他心裏面我知道他非常難受。

沒幾個人知道他也有部落格。好像只有我和小慧曉得吧。我也知道他的部落格是因爲小慧而做的。第一次讀他的部落格我還差點掉眼淚呢!因爲我也認識小慧,所以感覺更親切。他們有如我的小弟、小妹一樣。因爲這失敗的戀情,我們好像也漸漸疏遠小慧了。他們的戀情雖然很短暫,但是我曉得那是我小弟長久以來最快樂的時光。

他們不知道我也有部落格,所以我不能像其他人一樣,能寫些鼓勵的話讓他看。希望從這得到一些鼓勵與安慰。到現在我沒真正嘗試開導他因爲我不知從何說起。他曾經是個開心果,現在變成一個沉默寡言、沒笑容的小弟。搞不好,他會因此在我面前抱頭痛哭。哈哈!我們還曾經說他是唯一一個朋友從來只帶笑容不帶傷心的。但現在這句話已經不攻自破了。

誰何嘗沒有這種感覺?有失就有得、有愛就有恨、有戀愛就有失戀。曾經有人形容戀愛像搭巴士,我同意。

你等了這麽久的巴士,終于來了。上了車之後,才發現你搭錯車了。那不就要下車?所以你又重新在等下一趟。車來了,它終于是你要搭的,於是就快樂的搭到你的目的地。當然,也有人喜歡半路下車,也有人喜歡從這輛跳到那輛。不然就是巴士司機拒絕載客,因爲巴士滿了。結果,你只有再等下一輛,希望是同一樣而可以上車。傳説不是說,上帝創造了亞當,因爲怕他寂寞,所以從他的背後(可能不是背)拿了一根肋骨而創造了夏娃。所以,只要人在這世上,就一定會有另一個他/她會喜歡彼此的。因爲我們女人是男人的肋骨啊!他們少了那根就要找回來呀!

Thursday, 29 November 2007

... why we SHOULD buy pirated VCDs ...

JUST FOR LAUGH!

1. Free black plastic bag

You can't get those cool black coloured bags anywhere.The ones sold outside are too big and they are meantfor the tong sampah.

2. Family bond

Every weekend, when you go to wangsa maju JJ, you can see little kids running to the VCD shop to select their favourite Pokemon cartoon VCD. And then mommy will come along to find her favourite Teresa Teng VCD. Next comes big sister to select her F4 VCD. And lastly, big Bro and daddy searching for the latest movies ... and try to eye for some you-know-what VCD. Anyway, the whole idea is, the pirated VCD shop is like a place for weekend family reunion. When was the last time you saw daddy buying little Billy a VCD in Speedy Video ?

3. Cinema sucks

When you reach the cinema, you'll have to line up for 15 minutes before it's your turn to get the ticket. By then, they tell you ticket sudah habis. So you buy tickets for the next show and have to wait another 3 hours. When the time comes, the ticket usher stops you from bringing nasi lemak and cha-kuay-teow into the hall. So you're forced to line up another 10 minutes in the snack bar. By then, you're already late for the show. Lampu sudah tutup when you go in. Oooppss.. terjatuh and veryone laughs at you.Next, the cinema bores you with 15 minutes of iklan. Frankly speaking, I dunno why the government ban 'triple x' VCDs when all the beer commercials in the cinema feature sluts dancing around. Later, your handphone rings and everyone boos you.At last, the show ends but you'll need to beratur through the smelly exit.After 30 mintues, you notice that your handphone is lost. The only thing good about cinemas is the fact that you can throw kua-chi on the floor.

4. Customer

Friendly sellers buying VCDs from the stall is like dining in a luxury restaurant. First, those blond hair sellers will greet you with 'leng-Chai'. It's now time to order the meal. If you know what to order, they will search the title for you.But if you're undecided, these fellas will suggest some meals for you. Strangely, all movies (according to them) are nice to watch. When you've finished, here comes the main course. The rectangular box containing all the finest artistic international stuff.(porn?)..And you can bargain too! But when you buy VCDs from Speedy Video, the shop assistants will stand few meters away from you, with their arms tied and eyes alert, thinking that you're another shoplifter.

5. Beli barang buatan Malaysia. The title says it all. No need to say more.

6. You go to the movies...while watching the most suspense part in a love movie....as the guy and girl are about to kiss...all of a sudden, the screen goes into matrix mode. And then it changes to some dull scene. Doesn't this sound familiar? Say thank you to our censorship board for helping us remove the "naughty" parts. You never get this when you buy pirated CDs.

7. 6 years ago, piracy was a minority because of the original CD pricing and contents. 3 years ago, they increased original CD prices by 70% and say it's because of import duties, tax and other crap. While at the same time, the pirated CD prices drop by 50% - 70%.Customers would prefer to buy from a sale right?

8. Piracy helps students to learn new programs at a reduced price cost.If every student is going to spend RM800 just to buy Adobe Photoshop, then Malaysia would lag behind in the computer graphics industry. So in the long run, Malaysia's economic status becomes better with more knowledgeable citizens.

9. As people are willing to spend money on pirated CDs but not that willing to buy original cds, they are circulating the money and helping to increase the GDP.

10. Pirated VCDs offer the latest movies, even before they are shown in the U.S.! Compare this to original VCDs, where you have to wait for a few months after the movie is first released.

Monday, 26 November 2007

... men & women ...

Men :

1. All men are extremely busy. 2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women. 3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them. 4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around. 5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.

Women :

1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security. 2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff. 3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear. 4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully. 5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just "an old rag". 6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still expect you! to compliment them. 7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't believe you.

Wisdom:

WHEN I WAS MARRIED 25 YEARS, I TOOK A LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, "HONEY, 25 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD BLOND."

NOW WE HAVE A $2M HOME, A $245,000.00 CAR, NICE BIG BED AND 50" PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 50-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU ARE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS."

MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT & FIND A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD BLONDE, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.

Monday, 12 November 2007

... 4 things you never knew your cellphone could do ...

There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies.

Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that you can do with it:

*1*

* The Emergency Number worldwide for **Mobile** is 112 ..*

If you find yourself out of coverage area of your mobile network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked. **Try it out.**

*2*

* Have you locked your keys in the car? Does you car have remote keys?*

This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone: If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone. Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile phone on their end. Your car will unlock. Saves someone from having to drive your keys to you. Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away, and if you can reach someone who has the other 'remote' for your car, you can unlock the doors (or the trunk). Editor's Note: *It works fine! We tried it out and it unlocked our car over a cell phone!'*

*3*

*Hidden Battery power (some of you might know this arleady)

Imagine your cell battery is very low , you are expecting an important call and you don't have a charger.

Nokia instrument comes with a reserve battery.

To activate, press the keys *3370# Your cell will restart with this reserve and the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery. This reserve will get charged when you charge your cell next time.

AND

*4* How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone?

To check your Mobile phone's serial number, key in the following digits on your phone: * # 0 6 #

A 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number is unique to your handset. Write it down and keep it somewhere safe. when your phone get stolen, you can phone your service provider and give them this code. They will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief changes the SIM card, your phone will be totally useless.

You probably won't get your phone back, but at least you know that whoever stole it can't use/sell it either. If everybody does this, there would be no point in people stealing mobile phones.

Friday, 7 September 2007

... dealing with STROKE ...

STROKE: Remember The 1st Three Steps

If everyone can remember something this simple, we could save some folks. Seriously.. Please read:

STROKE IDENTIFICATION:

During a BBQ, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine (they offered to call paramedics) and just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes. They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food - while she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying he rself the rest of the evening. Ingrid's husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital - (at 6:00pm, Ingrid passed away.) She had suffered a stroke at the BBQ. Had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Ingrid would be with us today. Some don't die. They end up in a helpless, hopeless condition instead.

It only takes a minute to read this...

A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke...totally. He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough.

RECOGNIZING A STROKE

Thank God for the sense to remember the "3" steps, STR . Read and Learn!

Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortuna tely, the lack of awareness spells disaster. The stroke victim may suffer severe brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke.

Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions:

S *Ask the individual to SMILE

T *Ask the person to TALK. to SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently) (ie. . It is sunny out today)

R *Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS

{ NOTE: Another 'sign' of a stroke is this: Ask the person to 'stick' out their tongue... if the tongue is 'crooked', if it goes to one side or the other that is also an indication of a stroke}

If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these tasks, call 9-9-5 immediately and describe the symptoms to the dispatcher.

A cardiologist says if everyone who gets this e-mail sends it to 10 people; you can bet that at least one life will be saved.

Tuesday, 4 September 2007

... when you're gone ...

I believe everyone has been in love before.. that someone will always loves you with no stings attached.. tolerate your temper, accompany you to do things that he/she doesn't like..

However, when the love is gone, you start finding excuses to blame the other person.. it will never be your own fault..

I always agreed with this saying that i came across from a book... though i know its easier said than done..

Be grateful or thankful to that person who loves you once.. because he/she had taught you how to love a person..

without this person, how would you do better in this present relationship?

爲何要到失去了才懂得珍惜?做人真矛盾

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I always needed time on my own

I never thought I'd need you there when I cry

And the days feel like years when I'm alone

And the bed where you lie is made up on your side

When you walk away I count the steps that you take

Do you see how much I need you right now

[Chorus]

When you're gone

The pieces of my heart are missing you

When you're gone

The face I came to know is missing too

When you're gone

The words I need to hear to always get me through the day and make it ok

I miss youI've never felt this way before

Everything that I do reminds me of you

And the clothes you left, they lie on the floor

And they smell just like you, I love the things that you do

When you walk away I count the steps that you take

Do you see how much I need you right now

[Chorus]

We were made for each other

Out here foreverI know we were, yeah

All I ever wanted was for you to know

Everything I'd do, I'd give my heart and soul

I can hardly breathe I need to feel you here with me, yeah

[Chorus]

Thursday, 30 August 2007

... which haunted room will you choose? ...

One day, you get lost in the wilderness while travelling. It gets dark and you have no choice but to seek refuge in a small hut nearby. The owner tells you all his rooms are haunted. Which room will you choose?

The room where:

Room (A) --- a human head stares at you maliciously from outside your window

Room (B) --- the bathroom door creaks open and close, and there are sounds of a woman sighing

Room (C) --- the bed starts rocking violently whenever you try to sleep on it

Room (D) a headless ghosst sits at the foot of your bed when you awake in the middle of the night

MAKE ONE COMFORTABLE (?!) CHOICE BEFORE YOU SCROLL DOWN FOR THE EXPLANATION.IT'S QUITE AN INTERESTING ANSWER.........

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A) A human head stares at you maliciously from outside your window.

Explanation: You need a lot of private space and are more suitable to work alone. You look for stability i.e. a job that is not easily affected by external factors and provides steady income.

E.g. Doctor, lawyer, SOHO , teacher, administrator.

B) The bathroom door creaks open and close, and there are sounds of a woman sighing.

Explanation: You prefer a stable job that does not require you to run around or meet people. You are willing to be subjected to pressure from your bosses if that lets you sit in an air-conditioned office all day.

E.g. Civil servant, engineer, computer engi neer, accountant.

C) The bed starts rocking violently whenever you try to sleep on it.

Explanation: You are an active person who cannot sit still and does not like to be restrained. You are easily adaptable to a job which is full of changes and not routine.

E.g. Marketing, insurance, sales, delivery man, chauffer.

D) A headless ghost sits at the foot of your bed when you awake in the middle of the night.

Explanation: You suit jobs that need you to meet people, especially large crowds. Your job will depend on these people, but you will not know who they are.

E.g. superstar, politician, PR, counter/frontline sales.

Tuesday, 31 July 2007

... medical advices ...

I DON'T KNOW WHICH DOCTOR WROTE THIS, BUT I LIKE HIM! haahaaaa

HEALTH QUESTION & ANSWER SESSION

Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?

A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?

A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?

A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?

A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?

A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!

Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?

A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! ... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?

Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?

A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?

A: Are you crazy? HELLO. Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!

Q: Is swimming good for your figure?

A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.

Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?

A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.

And remember:

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Cabernet in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO, What a Ride"

Monday, 16 July 2007

... left or right brain? ...

LEFT OR RIGHT?

First, identify yourself as right or left brain person:

1. Hold your hands together, as if you were praying. Look at your hands. If you see

Left thumb is below the right thumb ---> left brain

Right thumb is below the left thumb ---> right brian

2. Fold your arms in front of you (as if you are angry)

Right arm above left arm ---> left brain

Left arm above right arm ---> right brain

Based on 1+2 (order important), below is the interpretation of your personality:

Right-Left

Considerate, Traditional, Indirect type

Can instinctly read other's emotion, and respond friendly by natures. Although not very into taking intiatives in moving forward, but this person will always take a step back in supporting others. Stable personality and considerate, give others a being protected feeling. But the weakness is they cannot say no; regardless how unwilling they are, they will take care of others.

Right-Right

Loves Challenges type

Straightfoward. Once they decided on one thing, will take action right away. Very curious, and love challenges. Dare to face dangers without thinking through (sometimes foolishly). Their weakness is they dont listen to others, will filter in only what whey want to hear in a conversation, and very subjective. However, because of their straightforward attitude, they tend to be fairly popular.

Left-Left

Dedicated, Cold, Perfectionist

Very logical in all aspects. The only way to defeat (or win over) him/her is through reasons. Has a lot of prides, and feeling strongly about doing the right thing. If they are your friends, they are very trustworthy. However, if they are your opponets, they will be very tough to deal with. Because they can be very "anal" as a perfectionist, they usually leave a bad impression of being hard to deal with when first met.

Left-Right

Likes to take care of others, leader type

Has a cool and keen observation ability to see through situations, yet still can be considerate in others needs. Because of their cool and calm nature, and strong sense of responsibility, they tend to become head of a group. Popular among people. However, they may not be able to help themselves in meddling because they want to take care of others too much. Very concerned about how others view them, and always on alert.

Wednesday, 30 May 2007

... what kind of employee are you? ...

Capricorn Employee Profile (december 22 - january 20)

A Capricorn employee with too much to do is a happy worker. They need plenty of projects and responsibility. There is no sadder sight than a Capricorn worker without a sense of responsibility. They need to be needed. They are covertly ambitious - usually not flashy or obvious about it-but you will usually know that they are serious and determined about advancing themselves. They are completely scrupulous, so much so that they can be self-disparaging. But they are no pushovers. They can wear down even the toughest customers. Their persistence is incredible. Once they set their sights on a goal, they work away at it until the bitter end-whether the goal be that hard sell or the new hardware release. Capricorns don't work for free, however. They expect to be paid handsomely and be given more and more responsibility. They need to come out ahead of the pack in the end, and they see the work environment as their primary vehicle. They won't go in for the typical office gossip and politics, though. They want to get down to business at work and see it as no place for fooling around. With a strong sense of duty and respect towards their superiors, it is rare they will join in on boss-bashing or knocking the system. They can get frustrated, however, with blue sky management schemes that lack common sense, and they will interject their dry sense of humor in the most critical ways. If they want change, they will be unyielding. If all their effort leads to naught the result will be deep moods of darkness and depression with a sense of hopelessness. Keep your Capricorn employee happy by paying them fairly and giving them plenty of hard work. Arrange for a path of advancement within your organization for them. If you don't, you might find them looking for other opportunities.

Aquarius Employee Profile (january 21 - february 19)

The Aquarius employee can't tolerate unfairness in the office. Hair brained schemes will get the positive attention they deserve if an Aquarian has anything to do with it. They'll try to help everyone see the good side of a bad situation if it's the last thing that they do. They are so smart-they can't help but hold management in disdain if they feel that they are being unfair and unintelligent. It isn't that they are overly ambitious and think they could be doing a better job- just that they think people in power should know better. Most Aquarius workers are still looking for themselves and will want to try their hand at a variety of jobs in the workplace. Whatever they are doing, they will do conscientiously. They usually have strict personal codes that include a strong work ethic. Their bright, off-beat many friends-in and out of work. Beneath that sometimes odd-ball behavior is solid, concrete thinking and sensitivity to co-workers. Keep your smart Aquarius co-worker happy by giving them plenty of opportunity to learn new skills. Raises are less important to them. No amount of money will make it worth their while to stay in a stagnant position. Don't let them get too bored or they will simply find another job as easily as they found this one-their genius is easy to spot.

Pisces Employee Profile (february 20 - march 20)

The Pisces employee can be a loyal and hard-working, if unconventional, worker. In the right position, they are able to keep their daydreams in check and buckle down on the detail work-giving their all to the boss and corporation whom they feel are worthy of devotion. On the flip side, there is no image of extreme misery like that of an ill-placed Pisces worker. They will act as though their cubicle were a prison cell as they daydream of their own business or next vacation. Unhappy Pisces workers usually won't stick around too long. Often Pisceans will drift from one job to another looking for that ideal environment to which they will be able to commit and feel a sense of purpose. And if things are going in a bad direction at the office, Pisces will be the first to sense it. They'd rather pick up and leave then wait until the problem reaches a head. Pisces are often misunderstood by their co-workers. Typically timid and introspective, they usually keep their true nature hidden, for fear it wouldn't fit with the corporate culture. What motivates a Pisces employee to not only stick around but also excel? Try compliments. And show them how their work impacts the entire organization. They need to know that what they are doing is worth something on a grander scale. Acceptance of their unconventional organization and planning will be necessary. Just because their sales report isn't in the typical format doesn't mean it is any less effective. Keep their environment bright and upbeat; and an after-work cocktail wouldn't hurt.

Aries Employee Profile (march 21 - april 19)

Aries employees make excellent troubleshooters.They'll usually want to be out in the field at a variety of different work sites fixing things. They certainly won't be happy for very long behind a desk in a 9 to 5 schedule. The bored Aries employee who has been forced into a square hole will typically be restless, angry, and careless with details. No amount of money would compensate for being stuck in a routine job. Money in fact isn't why they are working at all. They do want to be paid fairly and need a status position to satisfy their competitive tendencies-but even more importantly, they'll want challenging new projects They typically like to have a sense of responsibility and need to feel needed. In return, they'll give their all and provide detailed, consistent work. They will literally work themselves to exhaustion to prove themselves. If you want to keep your Aries co- worker productive and happy, you'll want to give them the opportunity to work independently or let them help and lead less experienced workers.

Taurus Employee Profile (april 20 - may 20)

Taureans make some of the best employees. They are loyal, hardworking, and no-nonsense. They work methodically and follow projects through until they are complete. Some may appear to work a little too slowly-usually because they are so careful-but they will always finish what they start. They thrive on structure, schedules, and routine. You'll find them doing the same exact thing at the same time every day. Taureans, however, are not exactly the malleable workers that they often appear to be. If they have to work in a chaotic environment, they won't be happy and will be prone to child-like temper tantrums and stubbornness. They might react similarly if they have to work around ignorant people or at a job where there is no obvious potential for advancement. Taureans will be very unhappy if there isn't a ladder for them to climb. Even in the worst situations, they will find a way to advance slowly, winning over the most difficult people who may stand in their way of progress. Taurus employees will only take so much patiently and happily before they feel they are being taken advantage of. They will gladly accept orders and do whatever dirty work needs to get done, but they expect rewards. They want material gain, salary increases, and the potential for more power. To make your Taurus employees happy, be sure to give them projects through which they will see tangible results-hopefully something that will allow them to express their unique creativity in addition to their practical side. They don't want to feel mired in details for long periods of time. Make sure to schedule regular performance and salary reviews. This show of respect should keep them loyal to the company.

Gemini Employee Profile (may 21 - june 21)

Gemini employees can have difficulty concentrating on one thing for long periods of time. They have quick-moving minds and love to talk and communicate their ideas with others. They thrive on social interaction -- even if their jobs don't particularly support it. You'll be able to find them wandering from desk to desk gossiping about all the sordid news in the office. They can be powerful persuaders in their speech and make ideal salespeople and mediators. They love to negotiate and can work out the best Deal for everyone involved. When properly stimulated, they can manage to keep their wandering mind focused and actually be quite productive. When they are bored, bogged down with mundane detail-work, or forced to work with people who they consider droll, they can become mean-spirited and gossipy. Their moods can fluctuate vastly day to day, as well as their productivity. It is really against their nature to be forced into an average workday schedule and environment. They are happier travelling. lf they are in an office they will need constant new stimulation. Most will be wanting advancement if they see this as a way to escape the limitations of their jobs. This can motivate them to put extra effort into their job. If you work with a Gemini, try to avoid getting into any debates with them - they will surely win and it could end in some hard feelings on your part. They will need an accepting environment-one that supports their need for multi-tasking.

Cancer Employee Profile (june 22 - july 21)

The Cancer employee isn't at work to feed their ego-their job is just a job and a means to get paid. They work steadily and are usually very reliable. You'll be able to depend on them to show up on time and do what is necessary. They won't get involved in power struggles or get upset when someone advances before them. They are able to accept the situation because they see it simply as a rung on the ladder up. Their motivation is security. They'll want more money the longer they've stayed at a job. They don't want to have to worry about how they'll make ends meet tomorrow so they'll need a stable position without much risk. Cancerian workers can slip into some dark moods on occasion. During these periods productivity tends to drop-as well as everyone else's in the office. Their moods can be so strong everyone becomes affected. To avoid the frequency of these occurrences, managers and co-workers should try to make the work environment as homey as possible-keep it well heated, cozy, and friendly. Don't press them to reveal their true inner thoughts-their tendency is to be secretive and protective, and they could see prying as an attempt to disturb their security.

Leo Employee Profile (july 22 - august 21)

Leo workers want to be first and at the center of the office. Even if they can't lead, they'll look for every opportunity to increase their own status and if someone else seems ahead of them, look out. They will make it clear that they aren't happy by pouting and complaining. They want advancement so much that they'll take on more responsibility and carry a heavier load than anyone else does in the office. And they are self-promoters. It is likely that they are telling everyone in the office what a great job they are doing as well as giving everyone unwanted advice. They know they are superior and want everyone to know it as well. This arrogance can sometimes cause problems when working with management. But typically, they are just hard workers out to demonstrate just how good they really are. They thrive in sales positions - they can promote a product or company just as well as they promote themselves. ;Their strength and arrogance isn't just show either. In a crisis situation, Leos really demonstrate their true courage. Leos want to lead and will be pushing for more responsibility and rewards. They are happy to train and mentor new co- workers as they enjoy giving advice and being in positions of authority. If you are trying to manage a Leo employee, you'll need to give them plenty of praise, responsibility, and independence. They will certainly want to help lighten your load of management responsibilities. Just be careful- the next thing you know they could be taking over your job.

Virgo Employee Profile (august 22 - september 22)

In the right situations Virgos love to work. They make ideal employees, happily working late into the night to make sure everything is perfect and in order. If you are looking for an employee who doesn't mind starting from rock bottom in the most entry-level position at the company, hire a Virgo. They'll have no complaints about the position being beneath them. They are CONTENT with basic, honest hard work. Their contentment isn't always apparent, however. They love to complain and worry. They are quick to criticize the way things are done around the office and are the first ones to grumble disapprovingly at what they consider to be extravagance or laziness. They are blunt and honest and don't mince words over what they feel just isn't right. Usually, this will be brought on by someone doing a half-baked job or not being considerate of other co-work ers. You'll want to constantly reassure them, but this will do little to quell their anxieties. They actually enjoy worrying, and there is little you can do about it. Just give them a detail - oriented project and let them work alone on it. You won't have to supervise a Virgo worker. They'll check all the facts before getting started and catch their own errors when they are done. To keep a Virgo employee happy, you should also make sure their environment is orderly and calm. You should also provide small gestures of appreciation. They don't need extravagance, just let them know you appreciate them in small ways that won't embarrass them. They will probably just shrug their shoulders and say, "It's no big deal." But deep down inside they need these little reassurances.

Libra Employee Profile (september 23 - october 22)

Libra employees are detailed, dedicated workers with sensitive natures. Managers and co-workers sometimes find them difficult to get a handle on. They pick up the energy of the office and are unable to prevent it from affecting them. Loud noise, flashy colors, and discordant vibrations will put them off so much that they will have difficulty fulfilling their obligations at work. One day they may seem like the most bright, hardworking, ambitious employee around. The next day they might be down, irritated, and unable to produce. Co-workers shouldn't fret when Libra employees are in a dark mood. It really won't last, as a happy state of mind can come over them just as quickly. When Libra employees are in a balanced frame of mind, they can be a powerful presence at work-they have a way of racing everything they touch. Underneath that mess of moods, they really are basically happy and stable people. They are capable of profound logical thought and evaluate all sides of a situation before acting. They are one of the most intelligent Signs around. They are expert researchers and mediators. And their sensitivity to their environment makes them naturals at keeping things looking great. They will easily help others resolve conflicts and can act as a go-between with workers and management so that everyone ends up happy. If you want to keep your Libran worker smiling, give them the respect they are due and put them in a position where they can project their great charm and diplomacy. They won't be CONTENT to take orders for very long, either- make sure they are given increased responsibility.

Scorpio Employee Profile (october 23 - november 21)

Scorpio employees usually exude a quiet self-confidence. They are self-sufficient and do not depend on others for a sense of self-worth. They keep their private life separate from work and take complete responsibility for their actions and their situation. They don't make excuses; they just take care of business and expect everyone else to do the same. Those who don't, co- workers and managers- will have to endure the Scorpio wrath. They don't mind being completely vocal about what they feel is wrong with any given situation. And if you tread on their fire be sure to expect retaliation. They won't take insults or opposition lying down. If you manage a Scorpio employee, be sure to follow through with your word and don't break any promises-Scorpio is keeping track and building up some heavy resentments against you if you do. You may not even be aware of it until too late-but when Scorpio gets too much, you'll be sure to know. Scorpio employees will react towards those around them exactly as they are treated. When they get what they want, they will be very accepting. If you are trying to work with or motivate a Scorpio co-worker, be sure to treat them respectfully and act professionally. Give them challenging work that allows them to utilize their awesome self-confidence and courage.

Sagittarius Employee Profile (november 22 - december 21)

The Sagittarian employee is head strong, cheerful, and willing to help. They exude self-confidence and take on tasks like there's no tomorrow. They are willing to tackle even the toughest of projects as long as it is challenging and gets them out of the routine. Lucky for them, their shining personalities and honest enthusiasm seem like a bright spot in the office- otherwise co-workers might begin to build animosity towards someone so arrogant and extravagant. Their tendency to exaggerate and take on more then they can handle usually results in missed deadlines and dropping the ball-not because they are lazy of procrastinate, but because their enthusiasm just gets the better of them sometimes. Don't let their nonchalance fool you-they really do care about what they are doing. They just have an easy-going attitude that allows them to keep on smiling even when they just messed up big time. Just because they are flexible and easy-going doesn't mean they won't tell you exactly how they feel-what is working for them and what isn't. And they won't just blindly take orders - they need to understand the method and reason behind the process. If you are trying to motivate your Sagittarian employee, be sure to feed them plenty of challenging new projects and hint that some business trips might be on the horizon once deadlines are met. And whatever you do, try not to question their intentions - it is the quickest way to make them upset. They aren't capable of deceit.

Monday, 26 March 2007

... as i mature ...

I've laerned that you cannot make someone love you.

All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that no matter how much I care,

some people are just assholes.

I've learned that it takes years to built trust,

and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes.

After that, you'd better thave a big willy or huge boobs.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others -

they are more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that you can keep vomiting

long after you think you're finished.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do,

unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy

a relationship is at first, the passion fades,

and there had better be a lot of money to take its place!

I've learned that 99% of the time when something

isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it.

I've learned that people you care most about in life

are taken from you too soon, and all the less important ones just never go away.

Thursday, 22 March 2007

... healthy juices ...

+ +

carrot + ginger + apple

Boost and cleanse our system.

+ +

apple + cucumber + celery

Prevent cancer, reduce cholestrol, and improve stomach upset and headache.

+ +

tomato + carrot + apple

Improve skin complexion and bad breath.

+ +

cucumber + apple + milk

Avoid bad breath and reduce internal body heat.

+ +

orange + ginger + cucumber

Improve Skin texture and moisture and reduce body heat.

+ +

pineapple + apple + watermelon

To dispel excess salts, nourishes the bladder and kidney.

+ +

apple + cucumber + kiwi

To improve skin complexion.

+

pear + banana

To regulates sugar content.

+ + +

carrot + apple + pear + mango

Clear body heat, counteracts toxicity, decreased blood pressure and fight oxidization.

+ + +

honeydew + grape + watermelon + milk

Rich in vitamin C + Vitamin B2 that increase cell activity and strengthen body immunity.

+ +

payaya + pineapple + milk

Rich in vitamin C, E, Iron. Improve skin complexion and metabolism.

+ +

banana + pineapple + milk

Rich in vitamin with nutritious and prevent constipation.

Friday, 9 March 2007

... 我们怎麽了?...

一個人的容忍度到底能到什麽極限?爲何要這樣折磨彼此?一而再再而三的欺騙已經讓我不知該如何走下去了。。。是否真的該放棄了? 放棄真的就會快樂嗎??

Thursday, 1 March 2007

... shuffle ~ good or bad? ...

After the CNY holidays, things in my office changes too.. it is like playing musical chair during my younger days..

People got promoted, followed by relocation and new recruitments.. some are surprised and unhappy for some.. speculations still goin on..

but do I care?? of course not lah.. it is never my style to care.. as long my superior Jasmine don't change I'm happy already.. though she always know I don't gossip about office politics..

personally I feel its good... at least those that are working long and hardworking is being appreciated...

Wonder if ever I will get promoted too?? HAHA...

Friday, 16 February 2007

... how to know if you are a Chinese ...

  1. You unwrap gifts very carefully, so you can save and reuse the wrapping (and especially those ribbons).
  2. When there is a sale on toilet paper, you buy 100 rolls and store them in your closet or in the bedroom of an adult child who has move out.
  3. You keep a Thermos of hot water available at all times.
  4. You save grocery bags, tin foil, and tin containers. You use the grocery bags to hold garbage.
  5. You hate to waste food:a ) Even if you're totally full, if someone says they're going to throw away the leftovers on the table, you'll finish them. (Your mom will give a lecture about starving kids in Africa )b ) You have Tupperware in your fridge with three bites of rice or one leftover chicken wing.
  6. You don't own any real Tupperware-only a cupboard full of used but carefully rinsed margarine tubs, take out containers, and jam jars.
  7. You have a collection of miniature shampoo bottles that you take every time you stay in a hotel.
  8. You wipe your plate and utensils or wash them in a small basin of hot water before you eat every time you go to a restaurant.
  9. You own a rice cooker and a slow cooker.
  10. You wash your rice at least 2-3 times before cooking it.
  11. You fight (verbally) over who pays the dinner bill.
  12. You have a teacup with a cover on it.
  13. If you're under age 20, you own a really expensive walkman; if you're over 20, you own a really expensive camera.
  14. You're a wok user.
  15. You only make long distance calls after 7pm.
  16. You prefer your shrimp with the heads and legs still attached-it means they're fresh.
  17. You never call your parents just to say hi.
  18. If you don't live at home, when your parents call, they'll ask if you've eaten, even if it's midnight.
  19. Your parents tell you to boil herbs and stay inside when you get sick. They also tell you not to eat fried foods or baked goods because they're heaty ("yeet hay" in Cantonese).
  20. You e-mail your Chinese friends at work, even though you only sit 10 feet apart.
  21. You always cook too much.
  22. You eat every last grain of rice in your bowl, but don't eat the last piece of food on the table.
  23. You starve yourself before going to all-you-can-eat buffet.
  24. You know someone who can get you a good deal on jewelry or electronics, computers.
  25. You own your own meat cleaver and sharpen it.
  26. Your toothpaste tubes are all squeezed paper-thin.
  27. You know why this list consists of only "28" reasons.
  28. You take this message and forward it to all your Chinese friends.

Here are four more indications that you need to add:

  • *29. You wrap with napkins all the knives, spoons and forks of the airline that you fly on and put in your travel bag as souvenirs.
  • *30. You never forget to take with you all the unused bath and facial tissues when you check out from the hotel because you believe that you have paid it all.
  • *31. You will laugh at yourself when you read all of them.
  • *32. And you will always feel proud because you're Chinese. If you are laughing, it means you agreed with all the points above!

Sunday, 7 January 2007

... airplanes vs women ...

1) Airplanes usually kill you quickly - a woman takes her time.

2) Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.

3) Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "touch and go."

4) Airplanes don't object to a preflight inspection.

5) Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.

6) Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.

7) Airplanes can be flown any time of the month.

8) Airplanes don't come with in-laws.

9) Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you've flown before.

10) Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.

11) Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes.

12) Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines.

13) Airplanes expect to be tied down.

14) Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.

15) Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.

16) However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it's usually not good.

Sunday, 10 December 2006

... 轉向思考 ...

這是一本我覺得值得一讀的好書。

你是否是有讀序的人? (i think should be Preface?)

我從來是個會跳過讀序的一位讀者。但是,最近再度在臺灣作家吳淡如小姐的《1分鐘生命思考》接觸,我另有所領悟。

她在書裏提到一些簡單的轉向思考的遊戲,蠻令人有深一層的自我反省的作用。以下就是那些問題:

問題一∶ 如果你家附近有一家餐廳,東西又貴又難吃,服務生很不客氣,桌上還爬著蟑螂,你會因爲它很方便,因而一而再、再而三的光顧嗎?

解答∶

應該不會吧。你一定會說,這是什麼爛問題,誰那麼笨,花錢找罪受啊?如果你是個美食家,必然覺得這種蠢行爲不可原諒。

不過,讓我們換個角度來想,就會明白,自己或許做過類似的蠢事。不少男女都會抱怨過他們的情人或另一半:好賭酗酒、品行不端、三心二意、不負責任,既讓自己虛耗青春,付出許多代價,又縂不能尊守承諾,明知道在一起沒什麼太好的結局,未來不會比現在更幸福,恨已經比愛還多,但是卻[不知道爲什麽]還要和他攪和下去,分不了手,説穿了,只是爲了不甘,爲了習慣,這也不和光臨爛餐廳一樣?

問題二∶ 如果你不小心丟掉一百塊錢,只知道它好像丟在某個你走過的地方,你會花兩百塊錢的車費去把那一百塊錢找回來嗎?

解答:

這也是一個超級蠢問題,對不對?可是,相似的事情卻在人生中不斷發生。

做錯了一件事,明知自己有問題,卻死也不肯認錯,反而花加倍的時間來找藉口,讓別人對自己的印象大打折扣。

被人罵了一句話,卻花了無數時間難過,道理相同。

爲了一件事發火,不惜損人不利己,不惜血本不惜時間,只為報復,不也一樣無聊? 失去一個人的感情,明知道一切亦無法挽回,卻還是那麽的傷心,一傷心就是好幾年,比談那個感情存續的時間還常一些,借酒消愁、行銷骨毀,一點用也沒有,只是損失更多。

問題三: 你會因爲打開報紙發現每天都有車禍,就不敢出門嗎?

解答:

當然不會,這叫因噎廢食。說得精確一點,應該説是別人噎到,自己就不敢吃飯。

然而,有不少人卻對我説:看到現在離婚率那麼高,我都不敢談戀愛了,說得還挺理所當然。也有不少女人看到有關外遇的諸多報道,就對自己的另一半憂心忡忡,不也是類似的反應?

所謂樂觀,就是得相信,雖然道路多艱險,我還是那個會平安過馬路的人;只要我小心一點,不必害怕過馬路。

問題四: 你相信,成功是很沒頭沒腦的,每個人隨便都可以成功立業嗎?

解答: 過分樂觀是一種蠢行,聰明的你必然會贊同,成功人士總是發現,每一次當有人要求給他一個建議,改變目前自己也不滿意的生活、別再一是無成,在聼完成功人士絞盡腦汁的How To 建議 (比如説,多讀書,多練習……) 之後,問了另外一個問題∶[那不是很難嗎?] 我們似乎都想三分鐘内學好英文,在五分鐘内解決所有難題。

難道,成功是那麽容易的嗎?改變當然都是難的。成功縂因不怕困難,所以才能出類拔萃。

成功不是隨便來,別人的錢也不好賺。深究起來,沒有人沒費過功夫,如果不是費過功夫,就是他的祖上曾經大費周章,都不是[不難]。我們實在不該抱怨困難。

問題五: 你認爲完全沒有打過籃球的人,可以當很好的籃球教練?

解答: 當然不可能,外行不可能領導内行。可是,有許多人,對某個行業完全不了解,只聽到那個行業好賺,就馬上開起業來了。穿著沒有品味,或根本不在乎穿著的人,夢想卻是開服裝店;從不知道電腦怎麽開機的人,就想在電子股上賺錢,結果道聽途説,賠了很多,卻從不反省自己是否是專業能力不足,只抱怨時不我予。

問題六: 相似但不相同的問題:你是否認為,籃球教練不上籃球場,閉者眼睛也可主導一場完美的勝利?

解答: 當然也不可能。可是不少人,完全沒時間管,卻也努力投資開咖啡館、開餐廳、開自己根本不懂的公司,急著把閑錢花掉,當合夥人。虧的比賺的多,卻也覺得自己運氣不好、交友不慎,不是想法不對。

問題七: 你寧可後悔,也不願意試一試自己是否能扭轉危機?

解答: 用這樣的語言邏輯問話,恐怕沒有人會說:[對,我就是這樣的歪种]吧。然而,我們卻常常在不該打退堂鼓時拼命的不該打退堂鼓,爲了恐懼失敗(萬一失敗了,別人會笑吧?我們總是這樣警告自己),而不敢嘗試成功,其實是划不來的。

問題八: 你有無限時間,長生不老,所以最想做的事,應該無限延期?

解答: 不,不,不!誰會說是呢?然而我們卻常說,或常聼說:等我老了,就要去環游世界;等我退休,就要去做我想做的事情;等孩子長大了,我就可以輕鬆了…… 我們都誤以為自己有無限時間與體力……

我們可以一步一步靠近夢想,不必等有空時再貼近它吧。現在如果就能一步一步靠近夢想與理想,我們就不會活了半天,成爲自己討厭的那種人……


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