Friday 29 February 2008

... laugh away your stress ...

*Break Into the House*

A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. 'You'll get your chance in court,' said the desk sergeant. 'No, no,no!' said the man. 'I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I`ve been trying to do that for years!'

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*Lost Wife*

The man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and asked,'You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?' 'Why?' she asks. 'Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere.'

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*Teacher*

'If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up?' said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.'Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?' enquired the teacher with a sneer. 'Well, actually I don't,' said the student, 'but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself.'

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*Hearing*

An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, 'Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.' The gentleman replied, 'Oh, I havn't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!'

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*Wedding*

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, 'Why is the bride dressed in white?' 'Because white is the color of happiness and today is the happiest day of her life.' Her mother tried to explain, keeping it simple. The child thought about this for a moment,then said, ' So, why is the groom wearing black?'

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* Dream*

A woman awoke excitedly on Valentine's Day and announced enthusiastically to her husband, 'I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day! What do you think it means?' With certainty in his voice, the man said, 'You'll know tonight.' That evening the man came home with a small package and handed it to his wife. With anxious anticipation the woman quickly opened the package to find a book entitled - 'The meaning of Dreams' .

Monday 25 February 2008

... 屬於你我的 ...

天長地久是奢侈的。我只想要這一世。

期限是否會成立?

你的努力和改變我看到了。有時我真的很心疼你的遷就。但又能持續多久?我們走到這已經不簡單了,雖然還有很長的路要走。

而且我發現表面上的不在乎已經不能再掩飾下去了。我還是在乎的。屬於你的一切一切,我都想要、想擁有。事實卻永遠不符合我們奢望的。

是因爲我已經陷得太深了嗎?

你說你的坏脾氣是我造成的,那我的又是受誰的影響?

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(這只是我對某些事情有感而發罷了。。看太多的分分離離了,有時真的在想這世界真的沒天長地久了嗎?假設這是一封男人給女人(或是相反)的信,對方看了是否會感動的破涕流淚?)

Thursday 21 February 2008

... 循環 ...

他們分手了。

我知道的時候有點不知所措。該安慰還是裝諾無其事?我不懂也不想知道。昨天我曉得他找我是要與我聊天吧!但我在駕車,所以沒機會聼他的‘牢騷’。。

直到今天才知道她回到她當初所喜歡的人。也許我不屑,是喜是優、快樂悲傷;但覺得好像有種被耍的感覺。

繞了一圈還是回到原點。

偏偏很多時候事情都是這樣的。就如生老病死吧!

我們出生來到這世界學習做人的道理、漸漸長大了,到社會上做事。談一場轟轟烈烈的戀愛后就結婚生子。多年以后,我們慢慢變老了;身體也隨著年齡的增長開始變的脆弱;之後也開始偶爾聽到有喪事發生。

經歷同樣的過程,然後又入土爲安。橫的出世也橫的結束。哈哈!聼起來很好笑吧!但這就是生命。

這是個循環的世界。

Monday 4 February 2008

... 脾氣 ...

脾氣每個人都會有。有好有坏的、有暴躁有慪氣的。當然也有些人是沒有脾氣的。

最近你是否發現你的脾氣好像天氣那麽那難以預測、變的好快。快到我已經不知所措、沒轍了。你的脾氣也很反復無常,動不動就會鬧情緒。以前我還能忍受你的無理取鬧。但是我發現我已經漸漸失去我的忍耐性了。爲何你就不是那些脾氣好的一群呢?

爲何會如此?這問題我反復的在問我自己。是我的錯嗎?你是否也有想過這問題?我倆好久好久已經沒好好聊上伍句話。不然你就會說我不了解你的煩惱。

我真的很累很累了~ 你真的很像高高在上的皇帝,只有你的世界,沒有他人的。老百姓應該順著你的聖旨做事。完全不能反駁、反抗。就算有,你也有你的原則或理由讓反抗者心服口服。假如有叛逆者,決格殺勿論。我看到血光之災,水火不容。已經有犧牲者了。。。

是時候適可而止了吧!


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