... 女朋友 ...

在男人的心目中如何算是他們所謂的“好”女朋友？

當然我相信女朋友還包括美麗 （因人而異 ~ 所以才有‘情人眼裏出西施’嘛！）、大方、溫柔、體貼、善解人意等。

但，我覺得應該還該包括如下∶

~ 在必要時懂得別多管閒事

~ 別過問任何與她無關的事情

~ 叫她做的事，別問那麽多；除非得知道為何要做

~ 需要時，要做‘私人秘書’

~ 不要吃無謂的醋，因爲可能是和工作有關 （儘管你發現了親密的簡訊與對話）

~ 順著他的要求多點。偶爾可以有驚喜；但別常常要這要那，因爲他可能受不了。

~ 或者還有別的因素？？

還是那句話∶我覺得最終兩個人在一起是因爲愛；有緣才會認識，深交、結合。老天爺如果安排了這一生只願跟我走，那就順著走吧！

.. bowling ...

had been bowling for the past 1 months plus with this group of friends from forum.. used to detest myself for the low score, but not tonight.. i had break my own record!! from a mere average 60-70 when i was playing during my teens, to my last month high score 123.. and tonight - my record breaking! i hit a high score of 185!!! with 1 double n 1 turkey.. o __ o even my friends couldn't belive i could do so well.. haha.. myself too!! don't kw what come to me.. haha.. anyway, i know my effort pay off will do.. even my scores are quite consistent nowadays.. hee.. those 'secret trainings' does help after all.. wonder when will be the next record break.. 200?? here i come!! haha.. (this post is backdated as i'm too lazy and tired to write it.. hee..)

... marriage ....

WHY AM I MARRIED?

You have two choices in life:

You can stay single and be miserable,

or get married and wish you were dead.

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At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,

'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?'

'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.'

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A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:'Husband Wanted'.

Next day she received a hundred letters.

They all said the same thing:'You can have mine.'

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When a woman steals your husband,

there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

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A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished ..

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A little boy asked his father,

'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?'

Father replied, 'I don't know son, I'm still paying.'

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A young son asked,'Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa

a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?'

Dad replied, 'That happens in every country, son.'

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Then there was a woman who said,

'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,

and by then, it was too late.'

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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

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If you want your spouse to listen and

pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep.

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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

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First guy says, 'My wife's an angel!'

Second guy remarks, 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'

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'A Woman's Prayer:

Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man, to Love and to forgive him , and for patience, For his moods.

Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death.'

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AND NOW FOR THE FAVORITE!!!

Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.

So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, 'Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy.'

The blind man replies, 'If you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus, so shut the hell up.