Thursday 30 October 2008

... 媽媽vs婆婆 & 女兒vs媳婦 ...

  1. 媳婦不想煮飯是懶惰,女兒偶而才煮個一餐就是貼心。
  2. 媳婦買的東西很難吃,女兒買的全部都'喔伊細'。
  3. 媳婦出門旅遊是浪費錢,女兒出門旅遊是放輕鬆。
  4. 媳婦沒事不要常回娘家,女兒沒事也要常回來娘家才行。
  5. 媳婦說經濟差回的話是:[活該妳不知節約!],女兒說經濟差回的話是:「女婿的能力太差。」
  6. 媳婦上班回來家事要包辦,女兒上班回來等吃補品。
  7. 媳婦回嘴是大逆不道,女兒回嘴是正義秉然。
  8. 媳婦不會做的事要學著做!,女兒不會做的事就不用做。
  9. 媳婦去玩沒帶老的是不孝,女兒去完只帶紀念品回來就好乖。
  10. 媳婦買的用品怎麼用都不順手,女兒買的用品怎麼用都好用。
  11. 媳婦賺的錢是夫家所共有,要幫忙擔家計. 女兒賺的錢都該是個人私人所得.夫家不得過問。 當然囉:兒子的薪水不該交給媳婦處理,女婿的薪水最好是全部都交給女兒任意使用.
  12. 媳婦的孩子不乖是媽媽沒教好,女兒的孩子不乖是是孫子調皮惹媽媽生氣。
  13. 媳婦的老公'惜某'是某奴,女兒的老公'惜某'是大丈夫。
  14. 媳婦出嫁最好跟娘家撇乾淨一點,女兒出嫁切不可忘了生身父母。如果妳碰到好的婆婆&媳婦,要懂得珍惜喔這是人的自私媳婦跟女兒.就是這麼不同..其實~並不是每個婆婆&媽媽,媳婦&女兒都這樣!!如果你碰到一位好婆婆&好媳婦~記得要珍惜喔!

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'媽媽&婆婆的差別':

  1. 頂媽媽的嘴,媽媽一下子就忘了;頂婆婆的嘴,一輩子牢記在心。
  2. 媽媽切水果給妳吃,順其自然.;妳切水果給婆婆吃,理所當然 。
  3. 肚子餓了,媽媽煮三餐給妳吃,很自然;婆婆煮三餐給妳吃,很不孝。
  4. 吃飯時間,忘了叫媽媽吃飯,沒事;忘了叫婆婆吃飯,沒禮貌 。
  5. 媽媽在忙,妳沒幫忙,沒怎樣;婆婆在忙,妳沒幫忙皮在癢。
  6. 在媽家,出門辦事.,不必趕回家,只等吃飯;在婆家,出門辦事,趕回家...煮飯。
  7. 媽媽訓話,左耳進右耳出;婆婆訓話,心理不以為然也要回答…是..是..
  8. 出外旅遊沒帶媽媽,沒人說妳不孝;但沒帶婆婆,可有人說妳不孝了。
  9. 可以在媽媽面前說妳先生的不是,但千萬別在妳婆婆面前抱怨妳先生的不對。
  10. 在媽媽面前,偷懶心安理得;在婆婆面前,這個'懶'字說不得,更別說付諸行動。
  11. 在家,有好吃好喝的,媽媽捨不得吃,留給妳;但在婆家,是妳要留給別人(順序是:公婆,老公,孩子,有剩才輪到妳)
  12. 妳的悲,妳的喜,媽媽很在乎,但婆婆…這個就很難評估..。
  13. 在媽媽面前跺腳,是撒嬌;在婆婆面前跺腳,是大逆不道。

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以下是位不署名的網友看了上面2篇文章後有感而發寫的:

'婆婆對待女兒和媳婦的差別':

  1. 女兒婚後住娘家,天經地義。媳婦婚後住娘家,天翻地覆。
  2. 女兒婚後生不生?她高興就好。媳婦婚後一定要生,且要生男生。
  3. 女兒躲在房間,喔~她在忙。媳婦躲在房間,切~沒家教。
  4. 女兒ㄚ!女人不要進廚房。兒子ㄚ!要娶個會進廚房的女人。
  5. 女兒出嫁(附近)一定要有禮車迎娶。娶媳婦(附近)用走的過來就好。
  6. 女婿ㄚ!不能讓我女兒騎車喔! 媳婦ㄚ!妳要自己騎車啦!
  7. 女兒ㄚ!女人要對自己好,想買什麼就去買。媳婦ㄚ!不要亂花錢。
  8. 女兒工作辛苦,老娘要幫她煮飯洗衣。媳婦工作輕鬆,家事給她全包了。
  9. 過年過節女兒可以不回夫家拜拜。但要求媳婦一定要回來拜拜。
  10. 女兒住院心疼憂心,每天「雞湯」伺候。媳婦住院連根「雞毛」都沒有。

Tuesday 14 October 2008

... he said, she said ...

He said to me... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.

She said to him... You wear pants don't you?

He said to me... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?

She said... That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said to me... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?

She said to him... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said to me... Why don't women blink during foreplay?

She said to him... They don't have time.

He said to me... How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

She said to him... We don't know; it has never happened.

He said to me... Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good-looking?

She said to him... They already have boyfriends.

He said... What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

She said... A widow.

He said to me... Why are married women heavier than single women?

She said to him... Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

Monday 13 October 2008

... how to know "MADE IN CHINA "!! ...

FYI... Product barcodes reveal the country of manufacture.

The whole world is scared of China made 'black hearted goods'.

Can you differentiate which one is made in Taiwan or China ?

The first 3 digits of barcode 690.691.692 is made in CHINA.

Do not ever buy it for your own healthy.

471 is Made in Taiwan

This is a human's right to know, but the government and related department never educate the public, therefore we have to Rescue ourselves.

Remember.

Nowadays, China businessmen know the consumers do not prefer products 'made in china', so they won't show made from which country.

However, you may now refer to the barcode,

if the first 3 digits is 690-692 then it is made in China.

SG products start with 888...

China-made will be 690, 691 and 692.. etc.

471 is Made in Taiwan


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