Wednesday, 30 December 2009

... my darkest day ...

i was knocked by a real shocking new last evening.. a bad news to me.. after reading the email that my GM send to us at 5.46pm..

my wonderful superior cum buddy.. closest colleague i had is leaving!! nobody knew what happened.. it came as a surprise (especially when me + 2 other colleagues got it 'fresh' from the oven).. as the email was only send slightly after most of us left it didn't create much commotion in the office..

lost my mood all of a sudden when i'm on my way to meet my 老大, francis.. later in the night, my GM also send me an sms informing about the news.. one colleague called me to check what is happening too..

what a evening..

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morning came.. i knew some commotion will happen after that.. everyone entered the office.. well, everyone looked alright.. or are they looking to hide the sad news inside them??

my superior came in later in the morning.. she greeted everyone as usual.. she looked as per normal too..

i was alright when she stepped in.. though my mood was already affected since last evening.. soon, i realized i was trying so hard to put on a smile and even had to breathe in hard each time the phone rang.. just to put on my brave front so nobody would knew i'm so affected..

i was also trying to avoid entering her room this morning which i always did.. catch up things wit her.. but not today.. as i knew i would be very very emotional afterwards..

yes, and i did.. when i need her to sign some invoices and the farewell lunch petty cash voucher we intended for another colleague of ours.. her last day is today too as her contract expired..

i tried to enquire about her side of the story but i couldn't hold it anymore.. i left her room crying withing minutes.. she told me we'll talk later..

lunch time came.. i refused to go into the conference room.. everyone was happily laughing away.. i don't blame them.. maybe they are trying very hard to hold that sad part of their emotion in them too..

furthermore, i wasn't hungry as i had 4 slices of sandwich in the morning already.. plus i really got no mood to eat.. then i was asked to go in.. trying damn hard and refused to look at my superior.. she still the same.. smiling away.. cracked some jokes but i knew my laughter wasn't genuine..

clock ticking away and i knew soon i got to bid her goodbye.. finally we had a short talk after lunch.. knew her side of the story.. it was a real surprise.. it was anticipated but didn't expected it would come at this time.. then we both sobbed.. my tears were flowing non-stop when she said: "if there's a chance, i hope to work together with you again" yes yes!! i would hope the same that someday, somewhere she will be my manager again..

later in the afternoon, my financial controller (aka FC) asked me to go to his room.. i knew he had some explanation for me.. and IT manager was around too.. my FC was expecting i would be the first to ask him questions pertaining to the earlier announcement.. but where do you want me to start??? all the whys and hows were no more of any significance right?? decision is already made..

tears flowed again when i told him of course i'm the most affected as the person leaving is my superior and she's also the one who brought me into this company.. never did i thought i would cried in front of my colleagues..

well, i know it's going to take awhile to get over this and i had to move on.... just hope the new year would be a good time to get over it and start my new life.. without my HR & Admin manager..

Saturday, 26 December 2009

... another ordinary day ...

today, reminds me of the song sang by phil collins "another day in paradise".. of course, i'm not in paradise yet.. it's another normal saturday..

ok, this post is going to be bored.. haha..

my family came back from vacation last night.. tell u man, didn't know my handsome little brother got so much things!!!!!!! there were 6 huge, big luggage plus 3 hand carry bags.. of course, 3 of the bags contained souvenirs.. also food stuffs.. (i saw maggi mee?!?!)

my sisters are busy unpacking now and i'm so bored doing nothing.. nowhere to go as no one date me.. can't sleep when it's raining at my place right now.. arrghhh!! suddenly i feel like i really have no life.. haha..

tonight, my little brother will then come back for good.. finally after 2 years.. time pass so fast!! even he had completed his degree already.. now i'm the only one left that is still studying..

heard my sis said he had slimmed down and now fitter liao.. wow!! wonder how he looked like now..

Friday, 25 December 2009

... old dogs ...

went to kallang leisure park to meet my xiaodi (aka bai ka now ~ he just had an accident) and his girl friends and her friends.. he knew i got no dinner as i'm home alone so jio-ed me for dinner lor..

had KFC for dinner (what a xmas eve dinner hor?!) and got no where to go, so they suggested catching a show..

in the end, we watched "old dogs" over "princess and the frog" ~ heng didn't watch princess as i don't really like that story.. hee..

wah, the movie "old dogs" it damn hilarious!! xiaodi was laughing so loud non-stop at certain point that i was so worried he get choked.. haha..

it's a must watch, i must say!! here's the "sneak preview" for your viewing pleasure!

oh ya, by the way it's christmas and i'm so blur that thought parking is gonna be expensive as i thought it's saturday's rate today.. then remember it's weekday.. haha..

lastly, a merry xmas to my readers here!! jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way!! and let's welcome 2010 in a week's time!! :D

Wednesday, 23 December 2009

... am i really popular?! ...

am i really that popular? how come everyone in the office asked if i'm going to the company dinner?

to be honest, i don't feel like attending as the venue is at red dot and i've been there a few times already..

when my GM asked if i'm going he even 'suan' me saying if i'm still working for the company.. nowadays, i don't joined any gathering already..

it's only last saturday and the later dinner mah.. haiz.. and i got valid reasons why i can't go.. last saturday was because i got to rush my coursework that is due earlier.. and tomorrow i'm going shopping in JB; and not sure what time i'm coming back..

rather than promised but didn't go right? haha..

Monday, 21 December 2009

... copied piece ~ vote in the next election ...

got this interesting piece from my friend.. traced the source and it's actually written by a blogger.. i'm not revealing his nickname and title of this entry has also been changed to protect his identity.. he's quite a young chap though and i would have to say: "i agreed!".. read it!

P/S: As you finished reading, he had taken down the post from his blog.. so, risk my life, i shall fully 'copy & paste this in my blog instead.. don't be surprised that soon i may be asked to remove this entry too..

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That so many Singaporeans behave like sheep and recite the prescribed mantra all the time about our government (namely, that we owe it all tothem) really only reveals the plight of our people. Not only are Singaporeans amongst the lowest earners in the developed world in monetary terms, they are also almost definitely the poorest in the faculty to think for themselves, as a result of the education system.

Now that I am of age to vote, I am unable to vote for the PAP in the coming election because there is such an urgent need to send across astrong signal through their very thick skulls that there is a problemin the way it's running this country. I am not a member of the Opposition, and I do not want the Opposition to take over this country, but because there will always be too many sheep in Singapore anyway, we need every vote FOR the Opposition just to manage to produce a dent in the PAP's smugly expected results. There will always be the apathetic, the boot-lickers, the cowardly, and the ignorant to ensure they win eventually anyway.

The difference we can make, however, is how much it wins by. Perhaps if it loses a GRC or two (and the GRC is a PAP invention), they will shake off their slumber and start ruling Singapore as a Republic, that is, for the public, for the People (rather than for personal interests).

Remember how LKY said he will send in the army if there ever is a "freak election" and the PAP is voted out of Parliament? In every other country, when the people vote out the ruling party, it is called a mandate. It is only in Singapore that such a vote is called a "freak election". Also,whose Army is it anyway? Is it the Army of the people of Singapore - who have just voted out the PAP? Or is it the Army of the PAP?

I list here ten out of the many other reasons why I am unable to votefor the PAP:

1. I will not render unto Caesar what is not Caesar's

Given that Singapore's poor are amongst the Developed World's poorest, while living standards are amongst the highest in the world, it is not difficult to see why the Government's ridiculous salaries are distastefully inflated.

The President earns $3.9 million, the PM $3.8 million, the MM and SM$3.5 million each, all other ministers between $2 to $3.2 million and allministers of state between $1.5 to $1.8 million. These salaries do not include MP allowances, pensions and other sources of income such as Directorship, Chairmanship, Advisory, Consultancy, etc to government-linked and government-related organisations or foreign MNCs, etc. And why are they allowed to work for foreign corporations in the first place? Weren't their ridiculously-high salaries justified with the excuse that it'll be THIS excessive precisely so that they will focus on doing their ministerial jobs? Where is the check and balance in this government?

How much do you earn in a year?

In contrast, President Obama earns a more reasonable US$400,000, with US$50,000 expenses. Our most junior ministers are paid more than twice of what the most powerful man in the world gets! Hong Kong, with the same scarcity of resources as Singapore, half the developable land area, but with double the economic success, only pays its Chief Executive Donald Tsang HK$371,885 (US$47, 678). That is good enough to show that the PAP rhetoric about their pay cheques is plain rubbish (incidentally, "rubbish" is one of LKY's favourite words).

Adding to that, it had the cheek to raise its own salary right before a GST hike in 2003 and 2004. GST was raised again in 2007 to 7% from the original 3%. And of course, the PAP salaries have been rising accordingly as well.

It claims it needs to be paid similar to the private sector, but this is the public sector for a reason - you choose to work in the government to serve the country, not your pockets. Arguing that "talents" need this monetary incentive to join the government only goes to show what kind of people are being attracted - greedy, selfish, money-minded elites whosee the Civil Service as nothing but a more glamorous avenue to the big bucks since their main reason for serving is not for the good of the country, but for money.

I cannot vote for a government that decides its own ridiculous salaries DESPITE a very strong public opinion against it.

2. Incompetence

Despite paying astronomic salaries to these patron saints of Singapore, there is much to be desired from their performance. Surely, if we arepaying the highest government salaries in the world, it is not unreasonable to simply expect these people to do their job. The recent Bukit Timah Floodings, however, is a case in point showing why this expectation may be misplaced.

Environment Minister Yaacob Ibrahim said that the government knew the diversion canal was not big enough to take the rain waters. He claimed that because this sort of "freak events" occur only once every 50 years, there was nothing the government could do about it. The Bukit Timah Canal was constructed in 1972, almost 40 years ago - about time something that happens "once every 50 years" would occur. Additionally, meteorologists reported that 'this flood comes three years after one of Singapore's worst floodings in recent history, in December 2006'. 50 years indeed. But alas, our $2.8 million/year Minister was unable to foresee such a simple thing - even while knowing the canal was not big enough! Well, the PUB is planning to work on expanding it now - pretty late or early (depending on where in Singapore you live), since the next time we really need it will be 50 years from now, according to the Minister.

3. Double standards

It is a well-known fact that GIC and Temasek Holdings, Singapore's two sovereign wealth funds, are both headed by members of the Lee family. Both have reported a ridiculous loss of $41.6 Billion and $39.91 Billion respective and have yet to answer to the real stakeholders - Singaporeans - on how this could have happened. No one has taken responsibility or issued explanations or anything at all. In fact, the state media has been glaringly silent on the issue. Why aren't we Singaporeans hearing anything about our money?

"When we invest, we invest for the long-term", Lee Kuan Yew, who heads GIC, said when Temasek Holdings purchased Bank of America shares and then sold it off a few months later, losing between US$2.3 to US$4.6 billion just like that.

That is more than $80 Billion in total from the blood and sweat of Singaporeans, down the drain because of bad decisions made by individuals whose multi-million dollar pay cheques remain secure no matter how many mistakes they make. In contrast, the Resilience Package tapped into Singapore's official reserves to withdraw $4.9 billion, and that effort to help Singaporeans in genuine need required hours and hours of debate.

While we should rightfully acknowledge the good that the PAP has done for Singapore, it is often taken for granted that Singaporeans believe a blatant lie that the country's affluence is owed to the PAP and Lee Kuan Yew's efforts. No, it came from the efforts of all Singaporeans. Hong Kong did not have a strongman like Lee Kuan Yew to dictate their lives from toilet habits to whether they could hear their own dialect on TV, and yet they have achieved double of what we have - and their people are involved in the political process, not dead and apathetic like our population. There is absolutely no reason to believe that Singapore, with itsstrategic location and hardworking population, would not have reachedits present affluence under a less money-minded David Marshall or someoneelse.

Moreover, the oft-used justification for the lofty salaries of the government is that the private sector pays its leaders similar salaries. Well, in the private sector, there is such a thing as accountability. Where is Temasek Holdings' accountability? Where is GIC's accountability? Where was Wong Kan Seng's accountability when his Ministry slipped uptime and time again? Where is Yaacob Ibrahim's accountability? What exactlyhappens when a minister makes a mistake in Singapore? Where is the Fourth Estate to play its role as a watchdog?

4. Blatant lies

We are probably the only country in the world that has its MPs blatantly lie in Parliament and yet achieve high rankings on corruptibility. Anyone remember the mention of White Horses in Parliament? Practically every NSF knows that there is such a thing as White Horses, yet right there in Parliament, an affront to the ideals of democracy, transparency and integrity in this country, our leaders lied to its people. If it can do that once, it could have done it before, and it can do it again. What is the point of wearing white, trying to look pure, if you are a liar?

I cannot vote for such blatant liars to be my leaders - especially whenthey lie about such things NOT for the good of the country, but for their own interests, for the unfairly selective comfort of their own children at the very expense of the equality this country was founded upon.

The media in Singapore is entirely controlled via Singapore Press Holdings, headed by a former PAP minister, Dr Tony Tan. Masquerading as an independent paper, the Straits Times, while not necessarily fabricating facts on its own (at least I hope not), blatantly twists them. For example (extracted from here), the media was full of praise of Temasek CEO Ho Ching for earning a few million dollars on paper, but failed to highlight her disastrous investment decisions such as buying the shares of Barclays bank at a high and selling them at a low a few months later.

The Straits Times credited the Singapore Internal Security Department for providing the crucial "intelligence" which led to the capture of escaped terrorist Mas Selamat Kasteri by the Malaysian Special Branch. It turned out that the operation was part of a joint collaboration by the Malaysian, Singapore and Indonesian police and the Singapore ISD actually played only a minor role in the capture of Mas Selamat, but the Straits Times did not mention this to give the public the full picture, choosing rather to mislead Singaporeans into believing that ISD had indeed "redeemed"itself.

Without a free press in Singapore, Singaporeans are robbed of access toreal and accurate news that does not include propaganda and spins that mislead. They are robbed of a crucial check and balance in the form of the Fourth Estate that acts as a watchdog to ensure the government is doing its job. In the end, it is Singaporeans who stand to lose.

5. Operation Coldstore and the 1963 General Elections

The 1963 Singapore General Elections was the toughest and most criticalthe PAP ever faced. It had already suffered two by-election defeats and the number of seats it held was 26 - holding a majority by just one seat. On 2 February 1963, just a few months before the elections, Operation Coldstore was launched and more than a hundred people were arrested and detained without trial, including the Secretary-General and other keymembers of the Barisan Sosialis, the PAP's biggest threat.

Despite the heavy blow, which was an obvious attempt to undermine the Barisan Sosialis' success at the Elections, they won 33.2% of the popular vote and the PAP took 46.9%. What do you think the PAP would have gotten if it hadn't carried out Operation Coldstore?

And why do Singaporeans not know about such an important aspect of their national history?

6. Lim Chin Siong

Lim Chin Siong was recruited into the PAP by Lee Kuan Yew in 1954, and his immense popularity amongst the Chinese won a large amount of support for the PAP. When Lim Chin Siong was arrested by the British in 1955 foranti-colonial activities, the PAP promised the electorate to release him if they were elected, in order to gain votes.

At the age of 22, Lim Chin Siong was elected into the LegislativeAssembly, and he was so popular among the people that Lee Kuan Yew wasprompted to promise that he would be 'our future Prime Minister' (guesswho became PM instead?).

However, he soon grew disillusioned with the PAP and left to form the Barisan Sosialis in 1961. Under the pretext of being a communist, he was detained without trial under Operation Coldstore for SIX YEARS until hewas forced to renounce politics and went into exile in 1969. Up til ltoday, there is no evidence at all that he was ever a communist. It wassimply used it as an excuse to eliminate him from the precarious 1963 General Elections. Imagine being removed from your family, being lockedup for 6 years, NEVER given a trial, and then thrown out of the country, all because you are popular and the government fears you?

Lee Kuan Yew himself said of him "I liked and respected him for his simple lifestyle and his selflessness. He did not seek financial gain or political glory. He was totally committed to the advancement of his cause". This was the kind of men who sincerely fought with their lives for the good of the country. And they were persecuted and crushed by the PAP in order to snatch power. Contrast the lives of such men with the kind of PAP MPs we have today.

[13th Dec '09 - Edit: Click here to read about Operation Spectrum, launched in 1987 under that terrible ISA again. Over 20 people were detained without trial under the accusation of a Marxist conspiracy. After being released a few months later, they repudiated their earlier confessions, alleged ill-treatment by ISD officers while in detention, and were arrested the very next day (how come this sort of efficiency islacking with real threats like Mas Selamat?). Ten days later, the government announced that a proposed commission of inquiry into the allegations made by the detainees was no longer necessary as the signatories have since recanted their statement while in detention. Hmm, I wonder why.

Excerpt from their statement:"...we were subjected to harsh and intensive interrogation, deprived of sleep and rest, some of us for as long as 70 hours insides freezing cold rooms. All of us were stripped of our personal clothing, including spectacles, footwear and underwear and made to change into prisoners' uniforms.

Most of us were made to stand continually during interrogation, some of us for over 20 hours and under the full blast of air-conditioning turned to a very low temperature.

Under these conditions, one of us was repeatedly doused with cold water during interrogation.

Most of us were hit hard in the face, some of us for not less than 50 times, while others were assaulted on other parts of the body, during the first three days of interrogation.

We were threatened with more physical abuse during interrogation.

We were threatened with arrests, assault and battery of our spouses, loved ones and friends. We were threatened with INDEFINITE detention without trial. Chia Thye Poh, who is still in detention after twenty years, was cited as an example. We were told that no one could help us unless we "cooperated" with the ISD.

These threats were constantly on our minds during the time we wrote our respective "statements" in detention.

We were actively discouraged from engaging legal counsel and advised to discharge our lawyers and against taking legal action (including making representations to the ISA Advisory Board) so as not to jeopardise our chances of release.

We were compelled to appear on television and warned that our release would depend on our performances on tv. We were coerced to make statements such as "I am Marxist-inclined..."; "My ideal society is a classless society..." ; " so-and-so is my mentor..."; "I was made use of by so-and-so..." in order to incriminate ourselves and other detainees."

This is another reason why I will not be able to vote for the PAP. I cannot bring myself to support such a brutal and callous government which treats its people as such. And I cannot support its continued use of the ISA in Singapore, in spite of its usefulness in handling terrorists (who is the real terrorist here?), because time and again, history has shown that it is innocent Singaporeans who will suffer most from such a law that allows the government to conveniently eliminate all threats to itself - not the nation - without trial, without evidence, without accountability of any kind.]

7. Singaporean students need to learn a fair and accurate history inschool

The fact that practically no young Singaporean knows about important people like Lim Chin Siong, or even David Marshall, our first Chief Minister, is testament to the spectacular failure of our education system. All they ever learn about our country's history is LKY and Raffles, LKY and Raffles, LKY and Raffles, and maybe a bit about the War. No wonder our students find history boring. No wonder our students do not feel attached to this country because their knowledge of its history is so shallow.

Why has MOE removed the important bits of Singapore's history from school books? The bits about Operation Coldstore (and the realities behind it), the historic Anson by-election, the real founder of the PAP (who,by the way, is not surnamed Lee), our ex-President Devan Nair, Ong Teng Cheong's request - which was never granted to the day he died - to be given a list of Singapore's reserves (because as President he needed toknow what he is protecting, since the President's role is to be Protector of the Reserves - and did you know that the President's role is that, by the way?), etc. Why are Singaporeans being robbed of their history and then accused of being apathetic?

8. Traumatic MP-experiences and MPs who fear death by The Chair

The kind of PAP MPs that Singapore is ruled by today is a worthy cause for Trauma.

In short, a married couple went to see their MP because their eldest son recently passed away from a naval accident while serving NS. Theyexplained that their younger son will be serving his NS soon and requested for an exemption because of what had just happened. They said that it's been a traumatic time for them. And the MP replied "What traumatic? After two months, you won't be traumatic".

As if insensitive MPs are not enough, the PAP is fielding hyper-sensitive wimps behind the shadows with their GRC Trick.

The GRC, by the way, was invented by the PAP. The fact that it engages in gerrymandering (drawing up election borders in its favour) goes to show the extent it is willing to go just to stay in power. The GRC is also unfair because constituents are forced to vote into Parliament men and women they do not really want to have. This whole system, however, was implemented without asking Singaporeans, of course. The PAP decided it wanted to have the GRCs, and it passed the law to have the GRCs. No say from the people at all. Is this democracy? Is gerrymandering for the good of the people?

With such people ruling the country, it is honestly difficult to believe we are in good hands. Contrasted against the lives of men such as Lim Chin Siong, it is hard to rule out the severe suspicion that the MPs we have today are joining the Government for personal interest, not the nation's.

9. Money. Of course it's all about money

Singapore claims it pays its ministers astronomical salaries because "talents" need to be attracted from the private sector - this is simply saying that our ministers serve the country just for money.

Also, their pay is pegged to GDP growth - which is why it is no wonder that everything in this country seems to be focused on the economy. The government is so caught up in money-making because its salaries are pegged to it! Moreover, if Singaporeans are attuned to the mentality that money is all there is to life (and many, many Singaporeans are), then theywill be less bothered about the other compromises to their civil rights, andless likely to be concerned about what their government is really doing, so long as the money keeps flowing in. What a cheap people we have become.

10. What Singapore needs is change

Lastly, by voting for a significant change to the status quo, Singaporean youths will become less apathetic, seeing that, for the first time intheir lives, CHANGE is really possible in this country, and that they can make a difference in deciding for the future of Singapore.

The PAP will also be less complacent if it meets with a stunning defeat. Its cold Point 8-type ministers will also learn that it is Singaporeans they are supposed to be serving, not themselves. They will learn to treasure their constituents, to sincerely listen their opinions and to truly help them - all these are SUPPOSED to be their job in the first place.

People will also start to dare to join the Opposition. The only reasonwhy I do not wish for the Opposition to take over the government is because it is incompetent, and it is incompetent because talented men and women who are concerned about the aforementioned issues, do not have the courage or faith in the system to step forward and join the Opposition (hell no, not with a law like the ISA in place). But if the PAP faces a defeat that is significant enough, trust in the democratic system of Singapore will finally be restored and the politics of Singapore can be revived to more than just dead rhetoric.

Of course we are grateful for the many, many good things the PAP has done for Singapore. It has been an excellent government in many ways (especially economically - I wonder why). However, it has also been found lacking in many aspects. Politics is not a charity, as they would themselves say with regard to the Opposition, and we cannot vote for agovernment simply because it used to serve the people well. If it has lost its focus, then support for the Opposition is the only way to make them regain this focus.

My vote counts. So will yours. Vote wisely.

[Original Author's Addendum: 15th Dec '09 - Government salaries quoted here were mostly sourced from various websites on the internet, some of which may look dubious, but they are the best I can find because the Government does not seem to display Ministerial Salaries anywhere to be easily found - I wonder why. I will happily correct the numbers, or any other mistakes in this post, if the right digits and facts are pointed out to me. Still, I have confidence that the real salaries cannot be that far off.

This note was written the day after I finished my exams, just to kill time, and was meant to be shared amongst my friends simply as a private opinion. I certainly did not expect the stir it has caused on the internet since (the flood of opinions it has released does give a glimpse of the sentiments of the people of this country, though). As such, the quality of this note may be found wanting in certain aspects, to certain people, for certain reasons. This is not a pamphlet, nor a call to a political war, much less a revolution (come on...). My intentions were not to defameany one or to attack anyone's character, but to bring to light what is dark, simply because people have the right to know what their employees are doing at work - the Government is employed by the people to work for the people not the other way around - and then decide if they will continue to use their service.

Like I have mentioned in a comment on this Facebook note, we OUGHT to be appreciative of whatever we have, and that includes the incumbent government and the good it has done. But being appreciative does not equate to complacence and dumb acceptance of everything. We speak out because we want the problems solved. And the solutions are simple and obvious: cut the ridiculous salaries of these people, pick genuinelycivic-minded citizens to run the country, LISTEN to what the peoplehave to say, give us a free press with unregulated content, become accountable, be transparent, stop lying to the country, teach a fair and accurate history in schools, ensure Singaporeans that the ISA will not be misused AGAIN, punish errant ministers/MPs, stop gerrymandering because that makes people lose faith in the electoral process, etc. That's what Singaporeans want from their government. We have spoken up and we have written in; there is only so much we can do. But how much has actually changed? How receptive is the government to its people? There is hardly anything else Singaporeans are able to do (we can't even demonstrate) to send the message across (like I said, through their very thick skulls) but to let their sentiments be heard through their vote.]

Monday, 14 December 2009

... responsibility or irresponsibility ...

is it the youngsters or i'm getting easily annoyed by irresponsibility?certain people just feel that what they do is never in the wrong?

never bothered to inform HR about absence.. sometimes even the boss is not informed.. is my office having problems or is it happening everywhere??

one of my colleague supposed to attend a training but didn't turned up.. school called however i couldn't get hold of this colleague of mine..

only later in the afternoon found out she's hospitalized.. well, what can i say?? *sigh* haiz haiz haiz..

Friday, 11 December 2009

... 11dec ...

wonder does anyone remember how you got your driving licence? how many times? haha.. i got mine when i'm 24 years old.. to some, maybe it's a bit late as they might get it at 18 already.. like my little brother..

i still remembered when i was learning driving the price is $22 for weekday per hour and $24 for weekend per hour.. wonder what is the current price for private learning.. haha.. must be $30 over??

after 4 tries, i finally got my driving licence.. man i told you; i will never forget how i 'argued' with the tester over my over-taking near teck whye.. thought i will failed again but he gave me a "P"!! so damn delighted! nearly kissed the tester.. haha..

anyway, that happened 11 years ago.. time passed so fast hor?

oh it's also my brother's birthday today! wish him a happy brithday!! :P

Sunday, 6 December 2009

... early christmas party ...

joined my sis's 'cell' (not sure if it's this cell) group church friends christmas party last evening..

i already knew 2 of my sis's group mates whom they are my roller blade masters.. one of them is of course owner of the house.. hee.. her house is huge! 3 floors + rooftop with 6 bedrooms and a small swimming pool..

anyway, the party was fun.. got to know some new friends.. we had a young guest whom only 21 years old (supplier of the host).. only one single many we had in the group..

we played games followed by dinner.. we had a mini buffet that comprise of pasta, shepard's pie ( i personally love this as i love potato!) apple crumble and beef.. the host made her well known tau suan and salad..

after the dinner, we sang carols and then the finale came.. gift exchange!! oh, they done it in a different manner.. we were asked to form a circle and were supposed to pass the presents by listening to a story that had 'lefts' and 'rights' in it.. after that all of us sat around for a while.. and then most of them adjourned home after that..

except me, my sis, her best friend and the young guy who stayed behind.. we chatted, joked and don't know why they felt hungry and so we went for supper at ECP's HK cafe.. the one and only young chap was being made fun by us the whole night.. poor thing.. haha..

Saturday, 5 December 2009

went to watch movie again with kat.. after the 'episode' in my office, i'm so glad we are watching a comedy.. or else, i think i gonna be letting my mind run wild again.. haha..

this movie is not a very fantastic one but personlly i do have to agree with the movie on certain things.. every marriage had their own problems and we must always solved problems together; 'we' and/or 'us' should be used instead of 'me', 'i' or 'you'.. it all boil down to how much effort you put it into this 'lifetime agreement'..

and i must say, the resort where they shoot the movie is lovely!! it's really a paradise.. as i wanted to know which resort was that so i waited for the ending.. and i was glad i did.. there is another 2minute prelogy.. next time, really must wait till the movie ends..

and the actual resort is: St. Regis Bora Bora Resort.. check out this wonderful place!! and the rate is not cheap.. a night is about S$1200 (cheapest) onwards.. wow!!

Friday, 4 December 2009

... my office got ghost!?!? ...

hope it's just our imagination..

another normal friday to most of you.. not in my office.. i was staying late as i have some last minute flight booking to arrange for my boss..

our cleaning aunty had forgotten to change a waste paper basket so i accompanied her to my second floor as my caccounts had already left for the day..

when we unlocked the door, we noticed my IT manager room's light is litted up.. weird!! was the first word that came to my mind.. first, he's out this whole week for business trip; second his room is locked and none of us had to key to open the door..

aunty even told me few days ago when she was cleaning upstairs the room lights were not on.. after that she dashed down and left me there to lock up..

one of my manager heard that and asked me to go up again.. this time we verified with one of our account colleague as they happened to work overtime few days ago.. nope, no lights were on.. even if it's on, it will be obvious as the stairway is away from the window..

oh no!! my office got ghost!! haha.. let's see what happened on monday.. sure to have big commotion.. :D

Wednesday, 2 December 2009

... 上庭 ...

第一次見識初級法庭的規模。去了第貳拾壹法庭;它是專門對付觸犯交通違例者的一個地方。當然,我不能進去因爲違法者不是我嘛。法官還是個女的;蠻年輕的。

個個從裏邊走出來有的顯得心情沉重、有的有一絲的解脫。也見證了心痠的一幕∶ 有兩位馬來婦女是哭著從法庭出來。好像是因為兒子/丈夫被判監禁四個月。在外頭等候的人也都不好受。

觸犯者不少咯;那些被罰款的都是一曡一曡的鈔票繳給那櫃檯。能想象政府一天收了多少錢。

結果等了大概兩個小時吧!你被罰了柒佰大元。(真的是感謝天、感謝地!)結果,去了四馬路拜拜感謝神明。

希望,你從這次以後會時來運轉。

Saturday, 28 November 2009

... sitex 2009 ...

it's a public holiday today.. happened to falls on a friday too, there it's a long weekend!! woohoo!!

anyway, made arrangement with kat to accompany her to get her laptop at sitex.. she's had been pretty excited over the last week as her old one died on her.. haha.. oppss.. i shouldn't be rejoicing hor.. sound so 幸灾乐祸..

now, i truly believe it's damn difficult to live without the virtual world for being a young 19 years old, kat was like suffering from "internet deficiency" syndrome..

anyway, she brought a classmate along too.. after a few rounds of scouting, she decided to get compaq.. and then we went home with her to help her set-up her new toy..

after which, both kat and me went to catch "Case 39" and got hot dog and popcorn as our dinner.. for your pleasure, here's the trailer of the show..

Saturday, 21 November 2009

... driven to distraction? ...

chanced upon this article from yahoo cars! it's quite a interesting one, i must say..

Experts reveal the dangers of listening to music whilst driving in your car, but there are benefits too.

Most of us enjoy listening to music whilst driving, but be careful what you listen to and how loud - making the wrong choices can have deadly consequences, according to experts.

It probably won't come as a surprise to hear that the tempo of music can affect the speed and reliability of your driving. Researchers at an Israeli university proved the link back in 2002.

They found that drivers listening to fast-paced tracks (120 beats per minute or more) had twice as many accidents as those listening to slower music. And those drivers are twice as likely to drive through a red light as drivers not listening to music at all.

'In general, if music is above 60 beats per minute, listeners experience a faster heart rate and increased blood pressure,' says consultant psychologist Conrad King. 'It doesn't matter if you listen to opera, classical or the latest rave music. It's the speed of the beat that counts.'

More recent research, carried out at Memorial University in Canada, has found that listening to music too loud can seriously hamper reaction times and cause accidents.

The study found that participants took an average of 20% longer than normal to perform physical and mental tasks when listening at 95 decibels. That's a potentially lethal delay for motorists, even at modest speeds. (As a guide, the typical car stereo has a maximum volume of about 110 decibels, but the loudest can reach 170 decibels or more.)

But it's not all bad news. Dr Nicola Dibben, a music psychologist from the University of Sheffield, UK, has carried out extensive research on the subject of in-car music on behalf on an insurance company.

She confirms that listening to music helps drivers relax, concentrate and keep alert, and is far more effective than silence, conversation or listening to talk radio. In fact, she advocates singing along too.

'Singing while driving stimulates not only the mind but also the body which, in turn, produces heightened alertness and reduced fatigue,' says Dibben. 'Singing may be less distracting than conversation because drivers recall words to songs they already know, or because it is fairly easy to learn the words to music where it uses repeated lyrics.

For safe listening in your car, follow these simple tips:

  • Stick to mid-paced music if you want to keep calm in stressful driving situations - there's a reason why many taxi drivers choose it!
  • To ensure a calm and positive frame of mind, choose music which evokes pleasant memories. You probably have favourite summer tunes, for example.
  • Avoid songs with overly aggressive lyrics. For many, tracks like Prodigy's 'Firestarter' are less than ideal.
  • Avoid music which is overly complex (eg songs with little repetition or, say, unusual remixes of well-known tracks) as they can be highly distracting.
  • If going on a long journey, select music which varies in volume, tempo and style - it will stop you getting bored and help increase awareness.
  • Listen at a comfortable volume level. Loud music will distract you - and, if really loud, annoy other drivers too.
  • Never wear earphones or headphones whilst driving. If you want to listen to your MP3 player, plug it into your car stereo if you can.
  • Do not attempt to change a CD whilst driving at speed. If you need to change volume or radio station, don't take your eyes off the road.
  • Sing along to the music you choose if you know it well enough, but don't pretend you're on stage.
  • Resist the urge to play air guitar - or, indeed, any other 'air' instrument - whilst driving. 'Playing' the car door, with your arm out of the window, isn't recommended either..

Tuesday, 17 November 2009

... miscommunication ...

--- In New Delhi , Mr. Sharma comes homes one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: "I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody"

..The next day, Mrs. Sharma receives a telephone call from DEB (Delhi Electric Board) because the electricity bill has not been paid.

"Am I speaking to Mrs Sharma?"

"Yes......speaking"

DEB Guy, "You're a month overdue, you know!"

"How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman.

"Well, maam, it's in our files!" says the DEB guy.

"What are you saying? It's in your files.....HOW????"

"Yes..... we have a system of finding out who's overdue"

"Oh my Goodness!!!! ! This is too much....."

"Madam, I am sorry....... I am following orders. I have to inform you are overdue".

"I know that..... Let me talk to my husband about this tonight. He will speak to your company tomorrow"

That night, she tells her husband about the call, and he, mad as a bull, rushes to the DEB office the next morning.

"What's going on? You have it on your file that my wife is one month overdue? What business is that of yours?" the husband shouts.

"Just calm down," says the lady at the reception at DEB, "it's nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us."

"PAY you? And if I refuse?"

"Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off."

"And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks.

"I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle!"

Monday, 16 November 2009

... a new start ...

finally finished my exams.. now it's short break for 4 days and then it's the start of another new semester..

*fast foward to 4 days later*

having corporate financing class today and i'm totally lost in wonderland!! the lecturer really rattled on and on and on..

thinking we are all the accountants-to-be.. don't even explained the basis of each ratios and formulas.. everyone in class was so so quiet.. wondered what is everyone thinking??

falling asleep a few times as it is so bored.. haha.. guess we got to depend on ourselves liao..

i'm pray hard that the upcoming international econs class won't be the same!!

Wednesday, 11 November 2009

... does your boss hate you? ...

For those looking to move up the career ladder, it is important to gain the respect and the trust of their managers. But could you be secretly driving your manager up the wall without even knowing it?

Tim Hird, managing director of Robert Half Singapore shares with us eight negative actions that bosses generally dislike in employees.

1. Turning down new assignments If your supervisor comes to you one day with a new task, do not decline it. It would be unwise to build a reputation as someone your boss can’t count on. Furthermore, it is good practice to accommodate to your boss’ wishes as long as you can afford time for that extra work. Saying “no” can convince your manager to stop offering you opportunities, which may include the ones you might be interested in.

2. Being “high-maintenance” Do you constantly need attention from your boss to remain productive or to ensure that you’re on the right track? This behaviour may just prevent your manager from attending to important tasks or getting into a good workflow. And this is a sure-fire way to annoy anyone in the workplace.

3. Communicating poorly Your boss’ instructions can be vague but it is critical for you to understand his communication style and preferences and adjust accordingly. Also consider the amount of information he would like. Ensuring you remain on the same page with him is important to a good collaboration.

4. Asking too many questions Always pay attention to your boss when he is speaking and try to seek clarification on the get-go. Repeatedly asking him the same question can drive him insane. However if you must follow-up with your manager, be sure to approach him with a specific list of questions and take notes so you don’t need to bother him again.

5. Failing to follow through Pay attention to details – even the finest ones. Think ahead when you tackle about the types of concerns your boss might have when tackling a project. This would build your manager’s confidence in you.

6. Refusing to admit your mistakes Step up to the plate if you’ve made a mistake. Creating an excuse to justify poor work performance is not only dishonest but also unprofessional. Additionally, your ploy might not stand the test of time. So face your mistake and then go further by devising a plan to both correct and avoid similar incidents in future.

7. Waving the red flag after the ship has sunk If you find yourself in a situation where you are unable to meet a deadline, let your manager know about it at an earlier timing. Do not break the news to him at the last minute. This could infuriate him.

8. Fueling the rumour mill Most importantly, do not spread gossip or complaints around the workplace. Bosses seek employees with a positive outlook and want workers who are able to influence the attitudes of other beacuse enthusiasm is contagious!

Overall, Hird says that “cultivating good emotional intelligence and adopting a positive attitude are crucial to workplace survival”.

Credits:

extracted from Human Resource magazine Oct 09 pg. 4

website: http://theofficesnitch.wordpress.com/

Thursday, 5 November 2009

... son's best friend ...

Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party

After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room.

Those who remained talked about their kids.

The first guy said, 'My son is my pride and joy.He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel.He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday.'

The second guy said, 'Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.'

The third man said: 'Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire.. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion.'

The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked: 'What are all the congratulations for?'

One of the three said: 'We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons.... What about your son?'

The fourth man replied: 'My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub.'

The three friends said: 'What a shame... what a disappointment.'

The fourth man replied: 'No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him. And he hasn't done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends.'

Tuesday, 3 November 2009

... 千萬不要随便把身上的东西給別人 ...

今天聽到一件非常駭人聽聞的消息,是真實事件...

有一個高中女生晚上在回家的時候,在自家門前看到一位香港人,他說因為他參加某某節目, 跟某某人打賭,希望那女生能把其中一只襪子給他。

因為那女生已经在家门前了,所以她想進去拿一隻新的和乾淨的给他。

那個香港人說,就要她腳上的那一隻,高中女生看她很誠懇的樣子,便把腳上的襪子脫下來給了他。

香港人很高興,又有點不好意思,要塞100元給那高中女生,由于她家非常富有,便堅持不收。

別以為事情就這樣結束了,那女生自從那一天后,精神就一直很不好。

她也不以此為意,結果,你們知道嗎?

那个拿她襪子的人,不知道是養小鬼還是與惡魔打交道的,要搶走這女生的生命。

幸好這個女生的爸爸,對易經術略有研究,知道這是有人在作怪,連夜帶這個女生去基隆找一位師傅帮忙。

這位師父劈頭就問,那女生有沒有收别人的錢?那女生說沒有,師父說:「如果有收錢,命就救不回來了!」然后师傅就帮她化解了这場危機。

那位師父說,因為現在的時機非常不好,很多大鬼小鬼都拿著令牌在尋人,因此凡事都要小心, 而且,要特別注意的是:

女生絕對不要把这七樣東西交給別人:

1.頭髮

2.指甲

3.襪子

4.身上的東西

其他的我忘了,千万别把这些东西交給別人,因为「有心人」只要有其中一項,就可以要了你的命!

一切要小心,而且不要隨便拿陌生人的錢或東西,不要貪小便宜也不要濫用同情心。

Wednesday, 28 October 2009

... body worlds exhibition ...

chanced upon the exhibition advertisement over yahoo web page.. i missed this the last time when they were show casing in singapore.. so hope to catch it this time..

anybody interested? :D

it is on till 6 Mar 2010, 10am to 6pm (Mon-Sun) and the addmission charges are as follows:

Science Centre + Body Worlds

Adult - $21.00

Child (3-16yrs) - $13.00

Body Worlds Only

Adult - $20.00

Child (3-16yrs) - $12.00

check out the website: http://www.bodyworlds.com.sg/

Wednesday, 21 October 2009

... remedy for electronic gadgets ...

this is definately worth trying!!

Tuesday, 20 October 2009

... 記得 ...

記得早上起床照鏡子時跟自己打聲招呼

記得每天保持高昂的心情

記得要時常鼓勵自己

記得遇到難過的事就不要壓抑自己

記得偶爾要讓自己大叫發洩

記得每天出門時要面帶笑容

記得留點時間給自己不要太匆忙

記得對有些事要學習一笑視之

記得對不確定的事物抱持疑問

記得對看不慣的事要有隱忍心態

記得對他人的窘態要有同理心

記得遇到高興的事就是要大笑

記得有時候要學會裝可愛

記得生氣時要會學會克制怒火

記得偶爾時要放縱自己的任性

記得最好是要有心靈寄託

記得有時無語是最好的回答

記得偶爾可以吃虧但不要受冤枉

記得對自己的家人也要說謝謝

最後~~~~還有一個最~~最~~ 最重要的就是……

記得時間到了就是要下班

Wednesday, 14 October 2009

... jokes ...

Q: Why are condoms transparent?

A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

Signboard outside a prostitute's house:

Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy...

New AIDS awareness slogan:

Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women.

Why is $ex like shaving?

Well, because no matter how well you do it today... tomorrow you'll have to do it again...

Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?

A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.

Q: Why do 90% gals have left boob bigger than right?

A: Bcoz 90% boys are right handed.

Q: What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR & a STAGE CURTAIN?

A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it is SHOWTIME!

Q: What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?

A: Both are sweet in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless later

Advantages of having an affair with a married women.

They give like hell.

They do not yell.

They do not tell.

They do not swell and

there is no wedding bell!

My dad told me that if Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would be still in Paradise . Why?

Because they would have eaten the snake instead of the bloody apple!

Saturday, 10 October 2009

... 6 things not to tell your boss ...

Why one person gets a promotion

and another doesn't often comes

down to these well-intentioned

but ill-advised works

1. " I want your job." These words came out of Abby's mouth on the second day of her new job. In 5 years, Abby hasn't been promoted once. Certainly, a good boss appreciates ambition in her employees, but no one wants to swim in a tank of piranhas. So maybe you do want to be the boss someday. That's a great goal, but it's better left a private one.

Susan Kleinman, author of Real Life 101: The Graduate's Guide to Survival (MasterMedia Ltd.), says it's okay to let your boss know what you care abut creating better opportunities for yourself. "But make sure he knows that you want to help yourself and the company.""

2. "You're a jerk." Indeed, your boss may be, but if you value your job, you'll let someone else lecture him on his behaviour. If you must speak up, approach him in a positive manner with gentle suggestions.

Kleiman explains, "Don't criticize. Communicate! If there's a problem, let our goal be to find a solution, not vent your anger." Use tact: don't attack.

3. "I'm just here until something better comes along." Tell your boss hat or give that impression, and your days are numbered. In the first place, something better may not come along. You'll be stuck in a job where you're perceived as a disgruntled employee or troublemaker. On the other hand, you may decide you like your job after all. Now you'll never move up - only out!

"In our increasingly mobile society, everyone has his or her eyes open for better opportunities," says Kleinman. "However, your boss needs to feel that you're completely committed to your job."

4. "I'd never consider a move, work different hours, or take on new tasks." Are you uncomfortable with change? Remember, too much rigidity will keep you in an assistant's position till retirement. Even if you really don't relish working the lobster shift during a crunch or moving to the other side of the Continent, don't be too vocal about it. A change may never come to pass. And if it does, remember this: Those who are willing to move for a company move in a company.

5. "I'm scared to give it a try." You may very well b terrified of meeting with a client or heading a project for the fist time. Discuss strategies with your boss (who's eager to see you succeed), but vent fears with friends or family. Then do your "homework", and dive right in. Trying something new will jumpstart your confidence and give you a better chance at climbing the ladder!

6. "Or else..." Never give your boss an ultimatum, Kleinman warns.

"Those are 2 words you never want to use. If you threaten to quit because you're unhappy, our boss may very well call your bluff. That's no way to get what you want."

After the blunder - Taking your foot out of your mouth

What if you've already blurted out one of these career-killing cracks'? Pack up your desk? Throw out your business cards?

An obvious change of heart will usually find you back in the boss's good graces. Or you might consider scheduling a conference with your boss to discuss your feelings.

The One Thing your boss absolutely must know

... That you are committed to your job.

Susan Kleinman says that a boss loves to hear an employees say, "Please let me know how I can do an even better job."

"Those words are important for 2 reasons," says Kleinman. "First, if there is a problem, you're better off knowing about it as early as possible. Asking that question gives the boss an opening to dispense some constructive criticism.

"Second, approaching the boss this way communicates your willingness to give 110% to your job."

Then you might just get that corner office. You know, the one with the window.

(extracted from lifestyle sep 09 magazine pp. 110-111)

Friday, 9 October 2009

... no more assignments ~ for time being ...

haiyo, thought i could do my editing in the office.. but didn't managed to do it until almost 4pm.. in the end, managed to finish the final work at about 6.15pm..

however after i submitted my assignment, (which i'm late for 15mins and by right they could refused to accept further submission.. but luckily they allowed!) i really don't know what the hell i wrote.. a 10pages report of promoting electric cars in singapore..

well, just prayed hard i won't go out of point ba.. though i start to realized marketing is an interesting topic!!

so, i'm not stressed out only until a month later which are my exams already.. every time when it's near exam period, i would need to self motivate about moving on.. haiz.. :(

got to pull my socks high high liao as to get 2nd upper honours i need at least 60marks and above.. 談何容易??

Thursday, 8 October 2009

... english ...

British English vs. Singaporean English

Who says our English is teruk? Just read below - Ours is simple, short, concise, straight-to-the-point, effective etc.

WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS

Britons: I'm sorry, sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.

Singaporean: No stock!

RETURNING A CALL

Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone call for me a few moments ago?

Singaporean: Hello, who call huh?

ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY

Britons: Excuse me, I would like to get by. Would you please make way?

Singaporean: S-kew me..

WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY

Britons: Hey! Put your wallet away, this drink is on me.

Singaporean: No need lah.

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION

Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?

Singaporean: (pointing at the door) Can ah?

WHEN ENTERTAINING

Britons: Please make yourself right at home.

Singaporean: No need shy one lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE

Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.

Singaporean: Where got?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER

Britons: I would prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.

Singaporean: Don't want lah.

IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION

Britons: Err... Tom, I have to stop you there. I understandwhere you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.

Singaporean: You mad ah?

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE

Britons: Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice? I'm trying to concentrate over here.

Singaporean: Shut up lah!

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU...

Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for sometime. Do I know you?

Singaporean: See what, see what?

WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION

Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment..

Singaporean: Die lah!!

WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED

Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?

Singaporean: What happened ah? Why like that one lah?

WHEN SOMEONE DID SOMETHING WRONG

Bitons: This isn't the way to do it. Here, let me show you.

Singaporean: Like that also don't know how to do!

WHEN SOMEONE FARTED

Britons: Oh my, please pardon me.

Singaporean: Not me ah!

Wednesday, 7 October 2009

... managing to survive these tough economic times! ...

A Punjabi lawyer working abroad wrote to his wife...

DEAR Sunita Darling,I can't send you my salary this month because the global market crises has affected my company's performance, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart, please adjust.

Your loving husband,

JITA SINGH

His wife replied...

TINKU KE PAPPA ,

Thanks for the 100 kisses,

Below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses...:

  1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
  2. The electricity man agreed not to disconnect only after 7 kisses.
  3. Your landlord Balkar Singh comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the monthly rent.
  4. Supermarket owner Jaswant Singh did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items, I hope you understand.
  5. Miscellanoeous expenses 40 kisses.

Please don't worry about me, I still have a balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can survive the month using this balance...Shall I plan the same for the next month? Please Advise!

Your Sweet Heart,

Kichi

Friday, 2 October 2009

Thursday, 1 October 2009

... it's children's day today! ...

happy children's day to all!! be it you're kid or adult.. let's all be children for a day.. though right now, it's gonna be over soon when i penned this..

and if i didn't remember wrongly, one of my classmate's son is born today too..

a normal day and few of my 'young' colleague went to get kinder surprise.. best of all, a colleague, henry actually got a puzzle again while the rest got surprise toys.. he was so frustrated as the first time he got a puzzle too.. haha.. we were happily making fun of him..

also, my good daddy colleagues were on leave.. 4 of them! my office comprises of good daddy and good men.. unfortunately, they are not mine.. wahahaha :D

Tuesday, 29 September 2009

... kangkong ...

Health Warning On KANGKUNG !

THIS COULD BE TRUE BUT FROM NOW ON, BE VERY CAREFUL AND ENSURE THE STEMS ARE CUT INTO 2 AND WASH THEM THOROUGHLY. THAT WILL ENSURE that ALL ARE CLEAN. Outside at the hawkers' eating stall we don't know but most dishes of fried Kangkung or Kangkung Belacan should be OK because they are thoroughly cooked in hot oil!Even in rojak containing Kangkung, I believe the vege is well cooked in very hot water and are not eaten in its raw state !

Dear All,

Attached is an article forewarded by a psychiatrist from Klang Hospital . I am sorry I do not have a copy of it in English.

It actually narrates how a young boy died after eating the kangkung vegetable. He had gastro-enteritis(diarrhoea/vomiting)and wasadmitted in hospital.

Post mortem revealed that there were leeches in his intestines which has multiplied many times. The leech found its way through the stem of the kangkong vegetable.The stem is hollow and is normally cooked together with the leaves.

One of the precautions we can take is to slice the stems into two and wash it well before cooking. (DAMN GOOD IDEA OR DON'T EAT THIS VEGE AT ALL !)

Sunday, 27 September 2009

... my assignments ...

last 2 days i was troubled about my HRM assignment as the due date to submit is on 30 Sep; which is few days away! panic button pressed! after send my cousins home from the F1, i was back to my assignment.. only slept at 4am this morning as i had 'wasted' about 2hours on journey..

lost about 2 night's sleep to rush it out (which is within my projected time frame..) and... it's COMPLETED!! phew :D

just hope the upcoming marketing one won't need to rush again.. haha! it's due on 9 Oct and it's 12 days away?!

and the next few module's courseworks.. really shouldn't be doing last minute work as second year is crucial for my honours justification..

haha.. ok, i must self motivate myself already.. where is my evelyn's 'motivation theory'??

Saturday, 26 September 2009

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朱德庸漫画集,很有意思…用心体会… 是一篇非常有感受的文章,有很多的部份,都可以引起很多人心中的澎湃跟共鸣。

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