A Punjabi lawyer working abroad wrote to his wife...
DEAR Sunita Darling,I can't send you my salary this month because the global market crises has affected my company's performance, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart, please adjust.
Your loving husband,
JITA SINGH
His wife replied...
TINKU KE PAPPA ,
Thanks for the 100 kisses,
Below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses...:
- The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
- The electricity man agreed not to disconnect only after 7 kisses.
- Your landlord Balkar Singh comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the monthly rent.
- Supermarket owner Jaswant Singh did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items, I hope you understand.
- Miscellanoeous expenses 40 kisses.
Please don't worry about me, I still have a balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can survive the month using this balance...Shall I plan the same for the next month? Please Advise!
Your Sweet Heart,
Kichi
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