chanced upon the exhibition advertisement over yahoo web page.. i missed this the last time when they were show casing in singapore.. so hope to catch it this time..
anybody interested? :D
it is on till 6 Mar 2010, 10am to 6pm (Mon-Sun) and the addmission charges are as follows:
Science Centre + Body Worlds
Adult - $21.00
Child (3-16yrs) - $13.00
Body Worlds Only
Adult - $20.00
Child (3-16yrs) - $12.00
check out the website: http://www.bodyworlds.com.sg/
記得早上起床照鏡子時跟自己打聲招呼
記得每天保持高昂的心情
記得要時常鼓勵自己
記得遇到難過的事就不要壓抑自己
記得偶爾要讓自己大叫發洩
記得每天出門時要面帶笑容
記得留點時間給自己不要太匆忙
記得對有些事要學習一笑視之
記得對不確定的事物抱持疑問
記得對看不慣的事要有隱忍心態
記得對他人的窘態要有同理心
記得遇到高興的事就是要大笑
記得有時候要學會裝可愛
記得生氣時要會學會克制怒火
記得偶爾時要放縱自己的任性
記得最好是要有心靈寄託
記得有時無語是最好的回答
記得偶爾可以吃虧但不要受冤枉
記得對自己的家人也要說謝謝
最後~~~~還有一個最~~最~~ 最重要的就是……
記得時間到了就是要下班
Q: Why are condoms transparent?
A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!
Signboard outside a prostitute's house:
Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy...
New AIDS awareness slogan:
Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women.
Why is $ex like shaving?
Well, because no matter how well you do it today... tomorrow you'll have to do it again...
Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?
A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.
Q: Why do 90% gals have left boob bigger than right?
A: Bcoz 90% boys are right handed.
Q: What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR & a STAGE CURTAIN?
A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it is SHOWTIME!
Q: What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
A: Both are sweet in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless later
Advantages of having an affair with a married women.
They give like hell.
They do not yell.
They do not tell.
They do not swell and
there is no wedding bell!
My dad told me that if Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would be still in Paradise . Why?
Because they would have eaten the snake instead of the bloody apple!
Why one person gets a promotion
and another doesn't often comes
down to these well-intentioned
but ill-advised works
1. " I want your job." These words came out of Abby's mouth on the second day of her new job. In 5 years, Abby hasn't been promoted once. Certainly, a good boss appreciates ambition in her employees, but no one wants to swim in a tank of piranhas. So maybe you do want to be the boss someday. That's a great goal, but it's better left a private one.
Susan Kleinman, author of Real Life 101: The Graduate's Guide to Survival (MasterMedia Ltd.), says it's okay to let your boss know what you care abut creating better opportunities for yourself. "But make sure he knows that you want to help yourself and the company.""
2. "You're a jerk." Indeed, your boss may be, but if you value your job, you'll let someone else lecture him on his behaviour. If you must speak up, approach him in a positive manner with gentle suggestions.
Kleiman explains, "Don't criticize. Communicate! If there's a problem, let our goal be to find a solution, not vent your anger." Use tact: don't attack.
3. "I'm just here until something better comes along." Tell your boss hat or give that impression, and your days are numbered. In the first place, something better may not come along. You'll be stuck in a job where you're perceived as a disgruntled employee or troublemaker. On the other hand, you may decide you like your job after all. Now you'll never move up - only out!
"In our increasingly mobile society, everyone has his or her eyes open for better opportunities," says Kleinman. "However, your boss needs to feel that you're completely committed to your job."
4. "I'd never consider a move, work different hours, or take on new tasks." Are you uncomfortable with change? Remember, too much rigidity will keep you in an assistant's position till retirement. Even if you really don't relish working the lobster shift during a crunch or moving to the other side of the Continent, don't be too vocal about it. A change may never come to pass. And if it does, remember this: Those who are willing to move for a company move in a company.
5. "I'm scared to give it a try." You may very well b terrified of meeting with a client or heading a project for the fist time. Discuss strategies with your boss (who's eager to see you succeed), but vent fears with friends or family. Then do your "homework", and dive right in. Trying something new will jumpstart your confidence and give you a better chance at climbing the ladder!
6. "Or else..." Never give your boss an ultimatum, Kleinman warns.
"Those are 2 words you never want to use. If you threaten to quit because you're unhappy, our boss may very well call your bluff. That's no way to get what you want."
After the blunder - Taking your foot out of your mouth
What if you've already blurted out one of these career-killing cracks'? Pack up your desk? Throw out your business cards?
An obvious change of heart will usually find you back in the boss's good graces. Or you might consider scheduling a conference with your boss to discuss your feelings.
The One Thing your boss absolutely must know
... That you are committed to your job.
Susan Kleinman says that a boss loves to hear an employees say, "Please let me know how I can do an even better job."
"Those words are important for 2 reasons," says Kleinman. "First, if there is a problem, you're better off knowing about it as early as possible. Asking that question gives the boss an opening to dispense some constructive criticism.
"Second, approaching the boss this way communicates your willingness to give 110% to your job."
Then you might just get that corner office. You know, the one with the window.
(extracted from lifestyle sep 09 magazine pp. 110-111)
haiyo, thought i could do my editing in the office.. but didn't managed to do it until almost 4pm.. in the end, managed to finish the final work at about 6.15pm..
however after i submitted my assignment, (which i'm late for 15mins and by right they could refused to accept further submission.. but luckily they allowed!) i really don't know what the hell i wrote.. a 10pages report of promoting electric cars in singapore..
well, just prayed hard i won't go out of point ba.. though i start to realized marketing is an interesting topic!!
so, i'm not stressed out only until a month later which are my exams already.. every time when it's near exam period, i would need to self motivate about moving on.. haiz.. :(
got to pull my socks high high liao as to get 2nd upper honours i need at least 60marks and above.. 談何容易？？
British English vs. Singaporean English
Who says our English is teruk? Just read below - Ours is simple, short, concise, straight-to-the-point, effective etc.
WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons: I'm sorry, sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Singaporean: No stock!
RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone call for me a few moments ago?
Singaporean: Hello, who call huh?
ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY
Britons: Excuse me, I would like to get by. Would you please make way?
Singaporean: S-kew me..
WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey! Put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
Singaporean: No need lah.
WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Singaporean: (pointing at the door) Can ah?
WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
Singaporean: No need shy one lah!
WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.
Singaporean: Where got?
WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I would prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
Singaporean: Don't want lah.
IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err... Tom, I have to stop you there. I understandwhere you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
Singaporean: You mad ah?
WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice? I'm trying to concentrate over here.
Singaporean: Shut up lah!
WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU...
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for sometime. Do I know you?
Singaporean: See what, see what?
WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment..
Singaporean: Die lah!!
WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Singaporean: What happened ah? Why like that one lah?
WHEN SOMEONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Bitons: This isn't the way to do it. Here, let me show you.
Singaporean: Like that also don't know how to do!
WHEN SOMEONE FARTED
Britons: Oh my, please pardon me.
Singaporean: Not me ah!
A Punjabi lawyer working abroad wrote to his wife...
DEAR Sunita Darling,I can't send you my salary this month because the global market crises has affected my company's performance, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart, please adjust.
Your loving husband,
JITA SINGH
His wife replied...
TINKU KE PAPPA ,
Thanks for the 100 kisses,
Below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses...:
Please don't worry about me, I still have a balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can survive the month using this balance...Shall I plan the same for the next month? Please Advise!
Your Sweet Heart,
Kichi
happy children's day to all!! be it you're kid or adult.. let's all be children for a day.. though right now, it's gonna be over soon when i penned this..
and if i didn't remember wrongly, one of my classmate's son is born today too..
a normal day and few of my 'young' colleague went to get kinder surprise.. best of all, a colleague, henry actually got a puzzle again while the rest got surprise toys.. he was so frustrated as the first time he got a puzzle too.. haha.. we were happily making fun of him..
also, my good daddy colleagues were on leave.. 4 of them! my office comprises of good daddy and good men.. unfortunately, they are not mine.. wahahaha :D
